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Song Parodies -> "Cowboys Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cowboys Roasting On An Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

There's still some Cowchips fans who thinks their team's still the best this year despite what happened. Either they're delusional or happened to be pollyannas.
Cowboys roasting on an open fire,
Dallas slipping on it's toes,
Crazy laughter being heard through the ire,
And fans drugged up like bunch of trolls.

Everybody hates those losers and crazed idiots,
Now they have a season fright.
All those clots from their lies all kablow,
They'll find it hard to weep tonight.

They'll know that Santa is a fake;
He's made up from the lies from the parents by the way.
And every Dallas homies is going to lie,
On whether if their Cowboys will will and why.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from 1992,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A really crappy season for you
I'm in a bit of a hurry so, enjoy. One more thing, the pre-Super Bowl titles does count.

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? - November 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Mets Fan...
MadameDeTokeville - November 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, love those CowBoys . . . wherever they may be !
Max Power - November 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Mets don't play football.
6burgh, Dude! - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I always hated the Dallas Cowboys - they are sad yet they actually have the nerve to dub themselves as "America's Team" or "God's Team"! Such arrogance. Dallas sucks. However, the Cowboys Cheerleaders look so grand!
Max Power - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, the cheerleaders are probably the only thing I like about the Cowboys.

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