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Song Parodies -> "Redheaded Valet"

Original Song Title:

"Red River Valley"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Redheaded Valet"

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The Lyrics

From this valet, I wait for my wheels back
I been sittin' twelve minutes, or so
I am anxious to leave the casino,
Cuz' the damn place took all of my dough

My wife's here by my side, but she hates me
Spent last buck from the tuck in her shoe
Now we're stuck with a slow movin' valet
Too much time to recall what we blew

Fifteen more minutes, patience is slipping
Could have walked to my car in just two
When he shows up, that valet, no tipping
Except maybe the tip of my shoe..

From the valet I need my Desoto
Fifty Nine, but it shines just like new
Wish he'd blow in Tornado like Toto
From now on, with these valets I'm through

He's a thorn in my side, tell ya' bubby
Young with freckles, and zits, pink and blue
I'll remember that redheaded valet
Tell you now, boy..I'll get even, too

From the valet I want my Desoto
Fifty Nine, but it shines just like new
Wish he'd blow in Tornado like Toto
Now with redheaded valets, I'm through

With these redheaded valets, I'm through

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - Again, a great idea turned into a fine parody. Was the valet named Rudy? ;D
Mark Scotti - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice ride....
TJC - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice smooth ride! Beware the Rides of Arch and, duh!, carrot-top valets!
Christie Marie M - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
This is a great parody right out of the "valet"! LOL!! Tipping ya 5's for this one and happy motoring!
Red River Valet-girl - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Delightfully clever, as always. LOL @ "Wish he'd blow in Tornado like Toto"...555!
DeSotoCakes - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
great write, Sir L'AIR . . . but was there ever a '59 DeSoto ? ? my GrandPaw, J-ONE, had a '57 FireDome~ with fins a mile long; he let me operate the shifting, as it had push-buttons!
Rudy Valet - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Yet another in a long string of imaginative title switches on classic or traditional songs. 555 (TT)
AFW - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to OMR..good pun on Rudy..and thanks to Mark, TJC,Christie, Valet girl, LCC, and TT...
Andria - October 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent job... would you let this (pimple-free) redheaded valet park your Desoto if I gave you and yours back the keys after dinner? :D 5s.

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