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Song Parodies -> "Spicy Red Wings"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Red Wing"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Spicy Red Wings"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

There is in our town, a bar,
A great popular sports bar,
Where fine folks meet,
Watch games and eat,
And tease their Happy Hour
Appeteet...

You'll often find us here,
It has a nice atmosphere,
A merry bunch,
We drink and munch
And never fight and punch..

Ohhh...

They're serving, tonight, real spicy red wings,
And we're so grateful,
For every plateful..
For the next wing or ding
We keep on yearning,
Tho' pipes are burning,
And tongues ablaze..

We sip with a lip and stir
Our fire exstinquisher..
When it's four alarm,
We elbow an arm
And douse it like a
Burning barn on farm..
But don't snuff completely out,
We then do a turnabout,
Rekindle the flame,
With more of the same,
Chit chat, and watch the game

What a great time tonight
With zesty red wings,
Tummy and heart sings,
Contentment it brings..
Here we are at the bar
Love what we're doing
Drinking and chewing
The night away..

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Old Man Ribber - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
A hot and flavorful job on a great old song. AFW at his best. ;D
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, but the Red Wings just remembered that the Colorado Avalanche aren't their real arch-rivals, the Chicago Blackhawks are.
AFW - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, and Michael..oh yeah, they are a hockey team, aren't they?
John Barry - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW, you are the master of quips about the quotidian.
AFW - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, John..uh, what's quotidian...(I had to look it up)
LilWingDing - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
sir L'AIR good write about the NiteLife . . . make it one for my Baby and one more for the Road . . . . that long & lonely Road . . .
Christie Marie M - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Gotta love those Spicy Red Wings! As a matter of fact, I adore anything hot and spicy, especially the Wasabi mustard because it had cleared up my sinuses. I also enjoyed those "fire" jokes and metaphors in your satire! Extinguishing 555 flames for this one!
AFW - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lil, and Christie
Andria - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent parody of a great but non-PC classic OS, and I love hot wings, the hotter the better. If any bar or restaurant serves them with both habanero and wasabi as part of the sauce, I'd love to try them. Only problem is, my face would be brighter than my hair. :D 555 Scoville Heat Units.

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