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Song Parodies -> "22 Beetles Appear On The Wall"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"22 Beetles Appear On The Wall"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

22 beetles appear on the wall
22 beetles appear..
One falls down
And crawls on the ground,
21 beetles appear on the wall

21 beetles appear on the wall
21 beetles appear..
One flies off
And finds a hayloft,
20 beetles appear on the wall

20 beetles appear on the wall
20 beetles appear,
One says, "Gee,
Think I'll watch TV"
19 beetles appear on the wall

19 beetles appear on the wall
19 beetles appear..
One needs shears,
So he goes to Sears,
18 beetles appear on the wall

18 beetles appear on the wall
18 beetles appear..
One throws up,
Beetle barfs a pup,
17 beetles appear on the wall

17 beetles appear on the wall
17 beetles appear..
Potato bug
Is mashed by a slug
16 beetles appear on the wall

16 beetles appear on the wall
16 beetles appear..
Six June's fly,
Because it's July
10 beetles appear on the wall

10 beetles appear on the wall
10 beetles appear
Two light skies,
Their job, fireflies
8 beetles appear on the wall

8 beetles appear on the wall
8 beetles appear..
One, I flick,
He calls me a hick
7 beetles appear on the wall

7 beetles appear on the wall
7 beetles appear..
One, nabs Fuzz
Cuz a ho, she was
6 beetles appear on the wall

6 beetles appear on the wall
6 beetles appear..
Two elope,
Male, female, I hope
4 beetles appear on the wall

4 beetles appear on the wall
4 beetles appear..
Ringo, Paul,
Perform, off the wall,
2 beetles appear on the wall

2 beetles appear on the wall
2 beetles appear..
One drives far,
VW car
1 beetle appears on the wall

1 beetle appears on the wall
1 beetle appears..
Leaves, and sneers
"Where, the hell are the beers?"
No beetles appear on the wall

No beetles appear on the wall
No beetles appear..
An empty wall,
Not one bug at all
So, why are you lookin' up here?

So, why are you lookin' up here?

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Old Man Ribber - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good job, and THANK YOU for not doing 99 verses like the priginal! ;D
Chance Gollnick - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I laughed each time one dissappered.
Andria - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one... can't decide which verse is my favorite. 5s.

I've got a story about the OS, from when I was in 5th grade: I was singing it on the bus en route to a field trip, and before I got to -100 bottles of beer, I got my hair pulled (it was as long and bright then as it is now, thus very easy to see and to pull), punched in the stomach with great force, and told to STFU. Bus driver didn't do a thing.
Mark Scotti - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
One of my favs of the day..LOL
2Eagle - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
The best parodies come from the simple old songs - 555.
LadyBeetleCakes - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, . . . ~ HOLY BedBUGs~ !
AFW - August 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to all, for V&C

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