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Song Parodies -> "Puffy Ho Gals"
Original Song Title:
"Buffalo Gals"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Puffy Ho Gals"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Puffy ho gals,
On the corner, tonight
Corner, tonight, corner, tonight..
Puffy ho gals,
I'm so horny, tonight
How much for a peek at the moon?
As I was drivin' down the street,
Down the street, down the street,
A bouncin' booty gal,
Displayed her meat..
Her look stirred up will-ee
Flashy ho gals,
Strollin' in a skirt, tight
In a skirt, tight..in a skirt, tight
Ebony gals,
They're stackin' it right,,
How much for a peek at the moon?
She hopped in and we had a chat
Had a chat, smooth she sat,
Her boobs were showin' where it's at,
And I was ripe to see..
Fancy ho gal,
you're a treat to my sight,
Treat to my sight, treat to my sight
Fancy ho gal,
You are sweet to my sight
How much for a daddle of poon?
She said, wait here..I'll be right back
Be right back, be right back..
She swung her bling bling, and bric-a-brac
My eyeballs bounced a tune.
She returned with a deputy,
The deputy, handcuffed me..
She's a decoy,
It's a sting, you see,
My wife bailed me out about noon..
The wife bailed me out about noon..
On the corner, tonight
Corner, tonight, corner, tonight..
Puffy ho gals,
I'm so horny, tonight
How much for a peek at the moon?
As I was drivin' down the street,
Down the street, down the street,
A bouncin' booty gal,
Displayed her meat..
Her look stirred up will-ee
Flashy ho gals,
Strollin' in a skirt, tight
In a skirt, tight..in a skirt, tight
Ebony gals,
They're stackin' it right,,
How much for a peek at the moon?
She hopped in and we had a chat
Had a chat, smooth she sat,
Her boobs were showin' where it's at,
And I was ripe to see..
Fancy ho gal,
you're a treat to my sight,
Treat to my sight, treat to my sight
Fancy ho gal,
You are sweet to my sight
How much for a daddle of poon?
She said, wait here..I'll be right back
Be right back, be right back..
She swung her bling bling, and bric-a-brac
My eyeballs bounced a tune.
She returned with a deputy,
The deputy, handcuffed me..
She's a decoy,
It's a sting, you see,
My wife bailed me out about noon..
The wife bailed me out about noon..
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Yee-haw! What a "ho-down" this is! Nice work, AFW! ;D
"The World's Oldest profession" now has a theme song....
Sir L'ear de Moon, ~ El SatyrMayor ~ Duke Bailed oPoon~ all I will say is, " I hope it was a ' tweet so sweet', Sir !
Thanks, all
Hey, was that Eliot Spitzer I just saw? Or maybe David Vitter?
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