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Song Parodies -> "Puffy Ho Gals"

Original Song Title:

"Buffalo Gals"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Puffy Ho Gals"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Puffy ho gals,
On the corner, tonight
Corner, tonight, corner, tonight..
Puffy ho gals,
I'm so horny, tonight
How much for a peek at the moon?

As I was drivin' down the street,
Down the street, down the street,
A bouncin' booty gal,
Displayed her meat..
Her look stirred up will-ee

Flashy ho gals,
Strollin' in a skirt, tight
In a skirt, tight..in a skirt, tight
Ebony gals,
They're stackin' it right,,
How much for a peek at the moon?

She hopped in and we had a chat
Had a chat, smooth she sat,
Her boobs were showin' where it's at,
And I was ripe to see..

Fancy ho gal,
you're a treat to my sight,
Treat to my sight, treat to my sight
Fancy ho gal,
You are sweet to my sight
How much for a daddle of poon?

She said, wait here..I'll be right back
Be right back, be right back..
She swung her bling bling, and bric-a-brac
My eyeballs bounced a tune.

She returned with a deputy,
The deputy, handcuffed me..
She's a decoy,
It's a sting, you see,
My wife bailed me out about noon..

The wife bailed me out about noon..

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Old Man Ribber - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Yee-haw! What a "ho-down" this is! Nice work, AFW! ;D
Mark Scotti - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
"The World's Oldest profession" now has a theme song....
< ! ! ! > - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'ear de Moon, ~ El SatyrMayor ~ Duke Bailed oPoon~ all I will say is, " I hope it was a ' tweet so sweet', Sir !
AFW - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Hu's On First - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, was that Eliot Spitzer I just saw? Or maybe David Vitter?

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