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Song Parodies -> "Cold McDonald's"

Original Song Title:

"Old McDonald"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Cold McDonald's"

Parody Written by:

Eel Deal

The Lyrics

created to join PETA's protest against McDonald's
Cold McDonald's buys from farms that are cruel to chicks
Those poor birds were defeathered while they were alive
With a pluck-pluck here and a pluck-pluck there
Here a pluck, there a pluck, everywhere a pluck-pluck
Cold McDonald's buys from farms that are cruel to chicks

Cold McDonald's buys chicken which was slaughtered cruelly
Those poor birds had their throats cut while they were alive
with some blood-blood here and blood-blood there
Here some blood, there some blood, everywhere some blood-blood
Cold McDonald's buys chicken which was slaughtered cruelly

Cold McDonald's sells chicken which was slaughtered cruelly
Those poor birds were scalded while they were alive
With a sss-sss here and a sss-sss there
Here a sss, there a sss, everywhere a sss-sss
Cold McDonald's sells chicken which was slaughtered cruelly

Cold McDonald's refuses to demand a change
and they won't change until you people stop buying from them
No more chink-chink here and chink-chink there
Here a boo, there a boo, everywhere a boo-boo
Cold McDonald's will not change until you people boycott.

Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee We're hatin' it!

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 5

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate to admit, but I'm lovin' it. I will give this 1s.
Old Man Ribber - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Again, I'll vote "Present" rather than one bomb. There are way too many problems in timing, no form or rhyme plan to speak of, and not even an attempt at wit. I've no "beef" with the sentiment and opinion expressed, and I apologize if this was meant to be prose. ;D

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