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Song Parodies -> "Try K.S.M. In New York"
Original Song Title:
"The Sidewalks Of New York"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Try K.S.M. In New York"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be tried in New York City! Until the last few weeks, this pledge was also an immovable part of the Obama Administration Agenda. Suddenly Mayor Bloomberg, Senator Schumer, and their ilk are opposed to it...no doubt claiming they always felt so. For Heaven's sake! What's more important? Justice for the 9/11 attacks, or giving Attorney General Eric Holder and President Obama a flashy opportunity to convict the Bush Administration of human rights violatons? ;D
Eric Holder
Is Barack's main man,
And they both are devoted
To a very tricky plan.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's
Trial they soon will uncork.
They're insistent that they will
Try K.S.M. in New York.
Bloomberg, Schumer,
And the town says "Stop!"
But Obama won't listen -
It's too great a photo op!
O. backs Holder fully.
"His way's how it must be,
'Cause my dear buddy Holder
Keeps a dossier on me."
Why N.Y.C.?
Must be front page news!
This trial's not about justice -
It's a platform for our views!
The sheikh doesn't matter,
There is only one push:
Use this trial as a showcase
To discredit and nail Bush!
;D
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Ah, so many great songs about NYC -- and you picked a perfect one to highlight the Left's hypocracy. From 5th Avenue to 55th St., follow their sidewalks' Rules of Engagement!
Maybe this is to promote job creation - for the millions it will cost in security to hold this in New York.
Millions of dollars that should have gone to mortgage payments, new cars, school tuition, a much needed vacation, shoes, clothes, food, etc, will be stolen and I use that word deliberately, from the American people by louses in DC who have been accomplices to the terrorists, and direct beneficiaries of their acts. All this to give an anti-American murderer the opportunity to denounce our country for months on end in a public courtroom. I could take care of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for about 50 cents. Maybe Obama would split the $200 million saved with me.
I can see both side of this issue, but I see only fives for what's issued from OMR's keyboard.
I can't say it any better than Patrick did... so I won't! OMR is *always* in the right place at the right time. :)
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