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Song Parodies -> "Caldwell Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Caldwell Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Apparently Caldwell's decision to rest some of the key players doesn't sit well with the Colts fans as it cost them a perfect season.
Caldwell roasting on an open fire
Colts fans thinkin' they got hosed
Crazy screaming being heard in ire
Their perfect season have been hosed
Everybody have been screaming and it became cold
The fans will all throw a fit
Violent swings will soon land ablow
A way to take some heat tonight
They'll drink some Fanta by the way
Dropped single game of balls and sacking by the way
And every football fans is gonna cry
Angrily ask coach for those reasons and why
Morris now laughs at the Indy feat
To fans from year '72
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very perfect New Year to you
Colts fans thinkin' they got hosed
Crazy screaming being heard in ire
Their perfect season have been hosed
Everybody have been screaming and it became cold
The fans will all throw a fit
Violent swings will soon land ablow
A way to take some heat tonight
They'll drink some Fanta by the way
Dropped single game of balls and sacking by the way
And every football fans is gonna cry
Angrily ask coach for those reasons and why
Morris now laughs at the Indy feat
To fans from year '72
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very perfect New Year to you
They should be happy at least their team is in the playoffs, my Giants are out of it for this year.
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I'm still waiting for your other parody 'Kittens roasting on an open fire!.
Is there anything you don't cook, Max? ;D
Colts fans should be thankful that Indianapolis (29th largest metropolitan area in US) has a football team, while Los Angeles (2nd largest) has none. But, yes, Mercury Morris and the rest of the '72 Dolphins had a good December with both the Saints and the Colts losing chances for the 2nd undefeated season. Well done, MP.
As they said on BASEketball, when the Raiders moved to L.A. and then back to Oakland, nobody noticed.
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