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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Bristle At The Laws"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Bristle At The Laws"

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The Lyrics

I had a bad dream last night...

I saw commies pass religious laws
Uber fear, the whistle blows tonight
Unless you hap' to be
Fearful faith; immunity
The rest of them get sucked up in the red doom garbage heap

And I saw commies dissin' Christmas, bah!
Outlawed wreaths, they feared the growing rite
Oh what a gaffe, we would have grinned
If Santa had only been
Outlawed by the commie laws; he might!

I saw commies passing healthcare laws
Blunder creeps, we bristle at the slight
They must've been asleep
Don't they care about their sheep?
We saw that we'll get f@#$%! up when the bill was passed this week!

I saw mommy bristle at the laws
Anger you do not want to incite
Obama's staff is full of beans
And mommy is gettin' mean
Mommy dissing commie laws last night

...or maybe I'm just in a bad mood. ;-)

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
For the last time, there is NO war on Christmas! Would the administration steer you wrong? ;D
UnKnownVotress - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
more lines, Sir ! . . . Loved the ''commie" sub !
Christie Marie M - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
That sounds just like my mommy! That's exactly how she felt about Obama's staff that's full of beans! II echo all comments above! Yep, sounds like a total nightmare. Here's 5's to lighten your mood!
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR: They're going to steer me into the poorhouse before it's all over, thanks.

UKVo: Gotta watch out for those commie planes too, thanks.

Christie: Your mommy is a smart lady, thanks for v/c and mood lightener. :-)

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