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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Bristle At The Laws"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Bristle At The Laws"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

I had a bad dream last night...


I saw commies pass religious laws
Uber fear, the whistle blows tonight
Unless you hap' to be
Fearful faith; immunity
The rest of them get sucked up in the red doom garbage heap

And I saw commies dissin' Christmas, bah!
Outlawed wreaths, they feared the growing rite
Oh what a gaffe, we would have grinned
If Santa had only been
Outlawed by the commie laws; he might!

I saw commies passing healthcare laws
Blunder creeps, we bristle at the slight
They must've been asleep
Don't they care about their sheep?
We saw that we'll get f@#$%! up when the bill was passed this week!

I saw mommy bristle at the laws
Anger you do not want to incite
Obama's staff is full of beans
And mommy is gettin' mean
Mommy dissing commie laws last night


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...or maybe I'm just in a bad mood. ;-)

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
For the last time, there is NO war on Christmas! Would the administration steer you wrong? ;D
UnKnownVotress - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
more lines, Sir ! . . . Loved the ''commie" sub !
Christie Marie M - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
That sounds just like my mommy! That's exactly how she felt about Obama's staff that's full of beans! II echo all comments above! Yep, sounds like a total nightmare. Here's 5's to lighten your mood!
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR: They're going to steer me into the poorhouse before it's all over, thanks.

UKVo: Gotta watch out for those commie planes too, thanks.

Christie: Your mommy is a smart lady, thanks for v/c and mood lightener. :-)

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