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Song Parodies -> "Tiger Roosting By The Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Tiger Roosting By The Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Why do the fastest animal have one of the shortest lifespans?
Tiger roosting by the open fire
Stranger nipping at his nose
Cozy moaning being heard in ire
And he's sucking on her toes
Everybody heard some jerking and it will soon fold
Soon his wife will have a fight
Violent swings will soon land ablow
A way to take some heat tonight
He'll drink some Fanta by the way
Dropped loaded bags of balls and putters in the way
And every Tiger's fans is gonna cry
Angrily ask them for those reasons and die
Elin is making some Tiger beats
To fans from 2009
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very cheatin' Christmas to you
Stranger nipping at his nose
Cozy moaning being heard in ire
And he's sucking on her toes
Everybody heard some jerking and it will soon fold
Soon his wife will have a fight
Violent swings will soon land ablow
A way to take some heat tonight
He'll drink some Fanta by the way
Dropped loaded bags of balls and putters in the way
And every Tiger's fans is gonna cry
Angrily ask them for those reasons and die
Elin is making some Tiger beats
To fans from 2009
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very cheatin' Christmas to you
Security code is GPS, hmmm...
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A LOT better than your roasting parodies. Happy Christmas Max Power.
From this and your previous posts, you sure know how to put on a holiday barbecue! Merry Christmas, Max. ;D
Good roast.
I would have roasted him instead. ;-)
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