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Song Parodies -> "No Well"

Original Song Title:

"The First Noel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"No Well"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

High thirst, no well..
A hot desert day
Up ahead's no oasis,
No water, no way..
No wa-ter..no..way
For me to drink..
In this hot scorching
Sand hell..
I'll die, I think...

No well, no well, no well,
No well..
Dead from no water
Is my friend, Torell..

Buried him, back there..
Not too far..
Grave marked with white sticks
Beside our car..
Ran out of petrol,
No station near..
Damn the Sahara!
Why am I here?..

No well, no well, no well,
No well..
For sips of water,
My soul, I'd sell..

The night descends
It's still not cool
Lie on the hot sand
Moon man says, "Fool"
Out here, alone
A king I could be,
Ruler of cactus
With no destiny...

No well, no well, no well,
No well...
Hallucinating,
Bad sign..can tell

Watching the stars
Twinkling down
On the horizon,
A light..is it town?
Sleep until morning,
To rest and pray.
Wake to a hot sun,
More heat, more day

No well, no well, no well,
No well...
Only the heat waves
Where sand dunes dwell

Drag on, trudge on,
Follow the wind
Familiar next hill,
Looks like where I've been
Shadows move,
Each, a mirage
Look, there's my car
In the garage..

No well, no well, no well,
No well...
Can't feel my tongue
It's numb and swelled..

My mind's repeating
The bible's word..
Long flowing robe,
I know it's the Lord..
A strong white light
Glistens the sand
I hear a choir,
He takes my hand..

No well, no well, no well,
No well...
Now I'm in Heaven,
White wings, I can tell

Transformed by angels,
White wings fit me well

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant dry humor! Merry Christmas, AFW! ;D
Patrick - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I like the way you transformed the wintry wonderland image through a slight variation in the pronunciation. By the way, there is one "L" in the word "Noël".
John Barry - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Flows well.
LilCUPcakes - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Stay well, Sir !
Christie Marie M - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
This is soooooooo hilarious, AFW! I just can't stop laughing! Good to the last drop...or is it? A very catchy pun use of "Noel" or "No Well"! You get 5's?...Oh, well!!
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, well, well. Five, five, five.
2Eagle - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, hell, oh, hell...that's no place to be When you're all alone with no SUV.
AFW - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to all, and a Happy Holiday, and a Merry Christmas

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