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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Dells"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Crappy Dells"
Parody Written by:
Ten Second Braeden
The Lyrics
Another song about Dell computers. BSOD=Blue Screen of Death, an error message.
Empty boxes, cardboard boxes
Full of computer crap
On the screen
There's yet another error
You are swearing
And not caring
This computer is dead
Every time that you use it, you’ll say:
Crappy Dells, Crappy Dells
This computer is a failure.
Lose your cash, hear them crash
Soon it has BSOD.
Trying all night
On the front, lights
Blinking orange and green
As I watch the Dell freeze
Every hour
Can’t send email
It’s a big fail
Don’t ever buy this brand
And at 2 in the morning
You'll say:
Crappy Dells, Crappy Dells
This computer is a failure.
Lose your cash, hear them crash
Soon it has BSOD.
Crappy Dells, Crappy Dells
Should have gotten a Gateway.
Should have gotten a Gateway.
Full of computer crap
On the screen
There's yet another error
You are swearing
And not caring
This computer is dead
Every time that you use it, you’ll say:
Crappy Dells, Crappy Dells
This computer is a failure.
Lose your cash, hear them crash
Soon it has BSOD.
Trying all night
On the front, lights
Blinking orange and green
As I watch the Dell freeze
Every hour
Can’t send email
It’s a big fail
Don’t ever buy this brand
And at 2 in the morning
You'll say:
Crappy Dells, Crappy Dells
This computer is a failure.
Lose your cash, hear them crash
Soon it has BSOD.
Crappy Dells, Crappy Dells
Should have gotten a Gateway.
Should have gotten a Gateway.
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A Crash Hit! ;D
Did you get it for Christmas?
At least it's not the Red Ring Of Death on the xBox 360... great work. 555
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