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Song Parodies -> "Pigeons Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Pigeons Roasting On An Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

The last pigeon song will be up later, gonna try to work on "In The Wall"
Pigeons roasting on an open fire
Bad stench nipping at our nose
Helpless cooings being sung in ire
And we're freezing by our toes
Everybody wants a turkey and it's getting old
Want to bask in season light
Orange dots on their eyes all aglow
Will find it nice to eat tonight

We'd love some pandas by the way
Some loaded bags of dogs and kitties on their way
And every parent's child is gonna cry
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why

So I'm offering some pigeon treat
To kids from 1982
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very painful Christmas to you
Feel free to overreact just like before, I'll go and nape some apes because they ate my steak (Some should get this reference).

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Old Man Ribber - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Branching out in your diet I see. ;D
? - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
It has given me an idea for a parody! It is called "Max Power Roasting On An Open Fire!"
? - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Nah scrub that idea, I thing the fumes would be too much...
Max Power - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't care, go for it.
? - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok I will, but I wll add some seasoning and some barbecue sauce as well. Now do a parody 'Kittens Roasting On An Open Fire'
Andria - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
An improvement over your last stab at this OS, which was about roasting puppies. At least most people don't feel the same way about pigeons as they do about dogs. As for the "Max Power Roasting On An Open Fire" parody, Chucky would likely never approve it. 4-5-5.
Ann Hammond - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
My brains questioning this odd desire? All this roasting why who knows?
Max Power - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Comedy Central does it all the time, if they can do it to Shatner then why not? :)
Patrick - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The great Tom Lehrer once sang about poisoning pigeons in the park. Years ago, in Kansas City, Kansas the city's animal control officer reported that there was no longer a stray dog problem on South Mill Street. He told the reporter he couldn't figure out why. South Mill was a housing project where a lot of newly arrived Hmong immigrants were settled.
Porfle Popnecker - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't mind a good roast as long as Carrot Top doesn't show up.
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Hiya Max, long time no see here. An unusual point of view, as always from you.
Max Power - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, yeah I know it's been a while. College courses isn't exactly kind to me so that tells you something. I still have plans to work on my NSYNC parody but I'll need to put the idea to use. I'm still going to try to reach 400 parodies by the end of the year.
Blaydeman - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) A good selection from your catalog Max. It's a strange that people on this site are crazy about eating strange types of birds. Maybe I should do a parody about eating ostriches or kiwis. LOL! Short, but sweet. Good work.
I'm Just Helping Santa Claus - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Hi. I've actually eaten ostrich meat - as a jerky stick and as a "hot dog". It's tasty and valued for its nutritional leanness. I've also eaten a quail sandwich, too. Very chickeny in flavor. Good stuff. You should try it. Painless Christmas to you.
bobpiecheese - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) So you're eating animals that people usually don't because...why? I really don't see any humour in this, it's just "I'm roasting pigeons because...derpty doo". Clearly this is not my cup of tea.
Abbott Skelding - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I think this is really funny. Poking fun at the poetic descriptions of the OS and the thought of roasting pigeons for Christmas seems funny to me (or maybe I'm overthinking it haha)...either way, nice work!
Matthias - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
This one was one of your better ones Max. I actually some reference to what was going on in this parody which unusual especially of your work.
D-Mon - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) What? Roasting pigeons for Christmas isn't a normal thing? LOL JK! Good job Max!

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