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Song Parodies -> "No 'Christmas' Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Christmas Tree"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"No 'Christmas' Tree"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
The snow is falling, the days are getting shorter, and the secular progressives are once again at war with Christmas. Am I the only person who was taken aback by President Obama's photo op of lighting the White House Christmas Tree when many of his most ardent supporters and closest advisors are trying to remove all Christmas celebrations, music, and decorations from public display and the schools? I guess it's O.K...after all, it's acceptable to lie in Congress but not to call anybody a liar. ;D
No "Christmas" Tree! It must not be!
O.'s supporters decry it.
Diversity! Minorities
Would be offended by it.
It's bad enough for us to say
Just have a "Happy Holiday."
The left wings kooks must have their way.
No Christmas! They'll deny it!
But come and see O. light the tree.
A photo op! He'll spend it!
The left nuts scream like a bad dream,
They'll use the law to end it!
They'll stop it in their friendly courts
And crush it with law suits and tortes
For Christmas makes them out of sorts!
They take the law and bend it!
They must create an atheist state
Like Mao and Lenin wished it.
They base their fights on Bill of Rights
And yet the point they missed it.
It's not to set up just one church
And leave all others in the lurch.
So help me trim a pine or birch.
A CHRISTMAS TREE - don't twist it!
Sung to the tune of "No Tannenbaum! No Tannenbaum!" ;D
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Excellent work! More please!
Don't let a tan Obama hope to change Tannenbaum! A sharp needling parody. 5s ;D
And we'll replace the tree wiiiiiith......A SHUBBERY!!!!(Monty Python plug!!!)
LOL, and right on the money!
Very well done, OMR, but I think you're getting audited next year.
Thank you all! ;D
One year when Clinton was in office he asked the State of Alaska to supply a tree after he had cut off all logging in the state to appease the eco-wackos the stat rejected his request
We had a cat that climbed our Chrustmas tree
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