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Song Parodies -> "I Got Gnomes For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Gnomes For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Oh those Christmas morning disappointments!



I'm drooling tonight
Of the loot I'll get
Maybe laptop and Nintendo too
An iPod for sure
And a Nordic Track?
But then ensues:

I got gnomes for Christmas
Think there's twenty-three
Geez, that blows, a midget show
Right underneath my tree

Christmas Eve, I pined: Wii
Oh that awesome game
I got gnomes for Christmas
I'm feeling really lame

Christmas leaves me slighted
Think I want to scream
I got gnomes for Christmas
I'm musing, I'm boozing, I'm losing self-esteem


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You can't always get what you want, but I didn't even get what I needed. ;-)

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Andria - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... gnomes for Christmas! Only thing worse would be getting nothing at all, because your family temporarily converted to Jehovah's Witnesses without you knowing, just to save money on holidays and birthdays. It's happened to me! ;-) 5s.
Mark Scotti - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea, blackjack, gnome doubt about it!!
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I did one about gnomes for Christmas to this tune - I'm relieved to see you kept away from the more perverted possibilities ;-)
Jack Wilson - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome , I did parody of this called Mobile Home For Christmas. 5s
Red Ant - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I have gotten gnomes for Christmas: on Farmville! One Travelocity gnome would be cool, two or more and they'd form a crime syndicate to steal underwear. Lovely parody, and "midget show" was a great sub for "mistletoe". 555
Fiddlegirl - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
An original take on the "Buy Gnome-ial Theorem" for the Christmas holiday! (I know *my* gift-giving dilemmas have just been solved...)

Echo Red Ant's comment about the "midget show" sub... also "Christmas Eve, I pined: Wii"-- brilliant! :)
blackjack21 - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Andria, that's no fun!.....Thanks Mark, I gnomed you would like it!....Thanks Phil, I read yours before I submitted mine to make sure they weren't too similar, I was relieved to see yours was totally different, and totally great!....Thanks Jack, will have to check it out.....Thanks Red Ant, lol at your crime sydicate.....Thanks Fiddlegirl, brilliant is not a word I hear often. ;-)
AFW - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Sound like you still had a good Christmas, gnome matter what...
Old Man Ribber - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Be it ever so humble, it's no place for gnomes! ;D

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