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Song Parodies -> "Winter Blunder Grand"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Winter Blunder Grand"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Ah December, time to get those outdoor decorations up.



Lights to hang, snow is glist'ning
Hope that I, won't be slipping
But I think I might
I'm fearful of heights
Maybe I should call a handyman

On my way up the ladder
Freezing rain, pitter patter
I hope that I'm wrong
My fall would be long
Stuck here in a scary no man's land

In the morning sun was out no snow, man
Afternoon the snow is falling down
If I wasn't married I'd say, "No man!"
But promised her this job would be done now

Can't go on, can't go higher
As I cling ever tighter
I'm deathly afraid
I'll need some first aid
Think I got a splinter in my hand

See the snow, icy glist'ning
Now I know, I'm a'slipping
A terrible fright
My body in flight
Won'dring where the hell I'm gonna land

Looks like I was shot out from a cannon
Then descend just like a circus clown
Hope there's something soft that I can land on
Until I see the Wise Man and his crown

Then I land, ain't it thrilling
And my blood, comes a'spilling
My limbs all astray
They take me away
Think I've had my under armor lanced
Shocking, there's a king's crown in my can
Talking 'bout my winter blunder grand


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Jack Wilson - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation, great job 5s
Mark Scotti - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
555 bulbs to replace this weekend!!!
TJC - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Yer decorous verbiage strung me along to new heights BJ21--this one's truly wreathed in 'too funny'!
Timmy1000 - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
And after all the joy of putting them and not falling, you get a second chance when you take them down after Christmas.
Max Acrophobia - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
555 feet plunge to the ground, I won't try it due to fear of heights...
Andria - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, blackjack. On the subject of Xmas lights and ladders, I have fallen off ladders more times than I'd care to admit to, most recently when installing a vintage Miller Time pool-table light above the pool table in my converted garage, so I got my Uncle Del to put up my lights this year. He's an expert at those kind of things. 5s.
Red Ant - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent variations of the title line, fun all around. Good to see some "down to Earth" humor. =)
Fiddlegirl - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious, as usual... You might take a tip from my husband, who is threatening to just write "Ditto" in lights on our garage door, with an arrow pointing to my well-lit neighbor's house. ;)
Jonathan S. - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Smashing good. Nice going with the "cannon/land on" rhyme. 555
blackjack21 - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Jack: Thanks, and I only put up half as many lights as the Griswolds.

Mark: And freezing rain in the forecast, thanks for v/c.

TJC: If you go around back, I strung up some lights that say "THANKS"

Timmy: The doc said not to get on a ladder until June, so a little help here? ;-)

Max: It was only like 5 feet but that Wise Man was brutal, thanks for the plunge.

Andria: Always good to have an Uncle Del in the family, thanks for the fivers.

Red Ant: Thanks for the down-to-earth comments.

Fiddlegirl: Thanks, but I'd be scared the Limbaugh haters would be after me. ;-)

Jonathan: No, smashing bad, it hurt. Thanks for v/c. ;-)
Ann Hammond - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
ho ho ho

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