Out of the driveway went Tiger Woods,
He rammed a big tree we know,
His spouse saved the day,
A very strange way,
with a mighty gifted blow.
Out of the driveway, he smashed his hood
Into a hydrant slow,
With swings she knows,
Back window goes,
And onto the ground he'll go.

Out of the driveway went Tiger Woods,
It's after two they say,
He's after some bling,
Not on a fling,
Hooray for Black Friday day.
Out of the driveway and crashed his hood,
His SUV to pay,
The car to impound,
No sales to astound,
No deals on Black Friday day.

Out of the driveway went Tiger Woods,
He's late for the early bird date,
The lines would go,
Extremely slow,
Still in his yard, his fate.
Out of the driveway and crushed his hood,
He's not broken par, Oh my!
Was the iron a "one"?
Or a wood used some?
To break up the glassy lie.

Out of the driveway went Tiger Woods,
He rammed a big tree we know,
His spouse saved the day,
A very strange way,
with a mighty gifted blow.
Out of the driveway, she smashed it good,
What club? We want to know,
To break the glass
or kick his A**,
So onto the ground he'd go.