-> "Ten Little Jihadists"
Original Song Title:
"Ten Little Indians"
Parody Song Title:
"Ten Little Jihadists"
The Lyrics
Ten little Jihadists were drawn up in line
One got to his senses and then there were nine
Nine little Jihadists at boot camp trained
One oopsed with his gun and then there were eight
Eight little Jihadist were promised a place in heaven;
One got his fuse too short and then there were seven
Seven little Jihadists went war against the Yanks
Six were left as one was run over by tanks
Six little Jihadists, they fought just like vipers;
Five remained still as one was pwned by snipers
Five little Jihadists, they wanted to fight some more;
They got in a firefight and then there were four
Four little Jihadists, they rigged an IED;
The bomb went off just like planned and then there were three
Three little Jihadists, they planned a strike at zoo
One went there postal and then there were two
Two little Jihadists, they rigged a car bomb
One chose to drive it and then there were one
One little Jihadist remained all alone,
Alas! He got married - and then there were none
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