Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Rank, Wet Fart"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rank, Wet Fart"
Parody Written by:
Andria
The Lyrics
A parody about the unfortunate consequences of passing gas while suffering from diarrhea induced by eating foods that loosen the stool. This has not actually happened to me in real life (knock on wood)
Some prunes, I’m eating, egg nog, I swill
A basket of peaches ate,
I’ve never had such a fate
In 29 years of life
Now I’m in-cont-i-nent of stool
And I am starting to act a fool
I'm spewing out a rank, wet fart
Just like the stuff in the cesspool
Where the turds, they’re floatin’
And people walk by and gag
Vomit in the street
I'm spewing out a rank, wet fart
And in my underpants, there’s poo
May my pants be smelly and brown
And may all my underwear be brown
A basket of peaches ate,
I’ve never had such a fate
In 29 years of life
Now I’m in-cont-i-nent of stool
And I am starting to act a fool
I'm spewing out a rank, wet fart
Just like the stuff in the cesspool
Where the turds, they’re floatin’
And people walk by and gag
Vomit in the street
I'm spewing out a rank, wet fart
And in my underpants, there’s poo
May my pants be smelly and brown
And may all my underwear be brown
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
I guess you're dreaming more of a brown Christmas - or is it more like a nightmare?
< ! ! ! >
Thanks, Timmy1000, this isn't autobiographical, but such a situation would definitely be a nightmare, and thanks < ! ! ! > (LCC, is that you?)
Love the "doo drops" in your parody!! LOL!!! Ditto on Timmy's comment!! Well written parody on toilet humor! I can tell you, this song is the s**t!!! For the Number 2, here's a Number 555!!!
Thanks for v/c, Christie. I always appreciate hearing from you.
Oh, did you get a chance to look at AFW's parody? He wrote stuff about building cars and I know that's your favorite subject.
Yes I did, but I didn't have time to comment or vote. BTW, cars come in second to sadistic and/or cannibal serial killers in my interests. But I don't bring that up to you or most others since a lot of people dislike that kind of stuff.
that was just lovely, andria...lol
And your comment made my day, Alvin, even though the clock is slowly creeping up on the midnight hour! :-) Thanks for v/c!
Admire your spirit, Andria..but if you want my honest critical opinion...contains more graphic info than I'd care to know...I guess everyone has their own way of handling poo parodies.. I kind of prefer not to go into the raw descriptive details..suggest it, and then let the readers Imagination take the helm...
I'll heed your advice AFW, and I was thinking about how lucky I have been dodging the dreaded BanHammer with this as well as my "Dubya Did Lie" parody and my critiquing of one former author (now banned) as well as two others who are not banned to my knowledge, while I was reading this. Thanks for advice, vote and comment!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1716.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1282