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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Horrors of Halloween"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Horrors of Halloween"
Parody Written by:
Deathlurker
The Lyrics
The first horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
A ghost from behind a tree.
The second horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The third horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The fourth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The fifth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The sixth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The seventh horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The eighth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The ninth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The tenth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Ten troublesome bogarts,
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The eleventh horror Halloween that jumped out at me:
Eleven howling werewolves,
Ten troublesome bogarts,
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating monsters,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The twelfth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Twelve torturous poltergeists,
Eleven howling werewolves,
Ten troublesome bogarts,
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
A ghost from behind a tree.
The second horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The third horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The fourth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The fifth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The sixth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The seventh horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The eighth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The ninth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The tenth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Ten troublesome bogarts,
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The eleventh horror Halloween that jumped out at me:
Eleven howling werewolves,
Ten troublesome bogarts,
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating monsters,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
The twelfth horror of Halloween that jumped out at me:
Twelve torturous poltergeists,
Eleven howling werewolves,
Ten troublesome bogarts,
Nine deadly demons,
Eight brain-eating aliens,
Seven screaming banshees,
Six blood-sucking vampires,
Five slimy ghouls,
Four flesh-eating zombies,
Three warty witches,
Two giant bats,
And a ghost from behind a tree.
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Great follow-up to my parody of the same OS yesterday, and quite timely as far as the subject goes. This is one of the easiest songs to parody IMHO, and the trick with this one is keeping the twelve gifts/horrors/whatever the parody is about in order, as well as the usual rhyming and matching the number of syllables. 5s to you, and I hope you enjoyed my little parodying lesson that I wrote down here. In case you want any more hints, look up my author page (type in "Andria" in the parody author search engine, find one of my more recent parodies, and look at my bio at the top), and you can e-mail me to talk about parody writing or just about anything else.
Sir, this takes the HalloweenTreat ! Love it! Oh, . . how I love ~H a l l o w e e n~ !!
Thanks much...yea this parody here marks number 321 parodies that i have written...i just recently started posting them on here tho...the one yesterday was the first one i put on here!! :)
I loves the Halloween parodies.
"They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky,and all together ooky!" You've captured the excitement of Halloween and love how you've added those creatures! Take some spooky 5's!
Thank you very much Christie...i enjoyed writing this one
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