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Song Parodies -> "This Gold Man"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Gold Man"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This Gold Man, had gold locks
Evil plan to rob Fort Knox
Enter James Bond, and a blonde
Pussy was her name..
This Gold Man..she flew his plane

This Gold Man, he was mean
Not real gold, he soon turned green
Up against James, lost the games
Stealing every scene,
Aston Martin sports machine

This Gold Man, chubby slob
Had a henchman called Oddjob
Hat with steel brim, slicing rim
Bond would quickly foil
This Gold Man, it made him boil

This Gold Man, gambling cheat
Close to him, a babe who's sweet
Of James, grew fond, beds with Bond,
Proves she's not a saint..
This Gold Man kills her with paint

This Gold Man, he plays golf
Bond defeats him, tees him off
Hits the ball up..sinks the cup
With some fancy swings,
This Gold Man, James really stings

This Gold Man, Bond tracks down
In Geneva, Switzer..town
Sister of Jill, namely Till
Vengeance is her game..
This Gold Man, grabs Bond, kills dame

This Gold Man, Baltimore
With Bond held, Pussy Galore
At a stud farm, meant for harm
But soon breaking free..
Double - O - Seven, we see

Gold Man's plan..underway
Bond informs the CIA
Battle ensues..derring dos
James and OddJob fight
Bond breaks free and shows his might

This Gold Man, wounded pride
Hijacks plane with Bond inside
Fires gunshot, cabin got
Air depressurized..
This Gold Man..sucked to the skies

This Gold Man, dead old coot
James and Pussy parachute
Floating down high..from the sky
Landing unperplexed..
Lets us guess what happens next

Try and guess what happens next..





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Mark Scotti - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
My all time FAVORITE Bond movie!!! This parody is 555 carots gold!!!
Christie Marie M - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Won, Airfarce Won! Gold is precious, but "diamonds are forever!" This world is not enough without your satires! I echo Mark's comment! 555!
metaphorsbwithu - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Five finger salute to you three times! Watched my copy of Dr. No on vhs recently and forgot how cheesy it was compared to the later Sean Connery films. Goldfinger and From Russia With Love are probably my faves.
Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my favorite movies of all time...and you captured the essence of it perfectly!!!...555 gold bars for you!!!
Guy - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - I'm givin' ya the finger on this one - a golden finger but the finger nonetheless. Loved the golf part with "teed off" (I could have shot you the bird here, but you still get the finger) and the "coot parachute" couplet. The entire parody is a scream. I LOLed the entire trip through it and it played so well both in parody and how it followed the original script of the movie. Outstanding job here. It wasn't hard at all to finger out.
littleBondtress - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll follow ~JamesDear~ anywhere, sir L'Air !
Old Man Ribber - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to give three 5s!
Timmy1000 - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
It's like watching the movie again. I always liked the scene where Goldfinger was going to slice him with the laser beam - in the you know wheres. Bond was sweating that one a tad.
blackjack21 - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Fives. Three Fives.
Fiddlegirl - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You're a man of many parts, AFW... ;) ( And ROFL @ Blackjack21)
GushingGalore - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love my Bond spoofs shaken--not stirred--and this did not disappoint, sir!
James Pond - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Stupendous concepTT! 555!

@ GushingGalore: You just *love* waving tempation in peoples' faces, don't you, you little tart?

@ AJ: Second FG's comment!
John Barry - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW, you should be doing movie reviews. This one gets a thumbs up.
AFW - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark..yeah, mine, too.......and thanks, Christie.. and Meta, yeah, those are both good ones...and thanks, Leo..and thanks, Guy..clever comments, there..everyone..and thanks,LCC..yeah, he's still quite the ladies man...and thanks, OMR..classic line, there..and thanks, Timmy...you're right, I wish I would have recalled that, I would have included it...and thanks, bj..funny lines....and thanks, FG...and thanks, Gushing, good lines..and thanks, Double T-Tom....and thanks, John...
LilCougaress - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, Sir James . . . My Lord, you make me purrrrrrrr

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