In the Rose Garden, what do we see?
World leaders making history?
A major signing happening here?
No, it's just four fellows drinking beer!

Woah! Woah! Woah! It's just for show
Oh! Oh! Oh! Heat's off of O.
It's the Beer Summit - what a scene,
Giving Obama a fine smoke screen!

Henry L. Gates drinks Sam Adams Light
He's the professor who picked the fight
"Teachable moment" he will tell you
"Teachable" - but of what and to who?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Beer's gonna flow
Oh! Oh! Oh! Problem will go
Splendid diversion going on there
Takes all our minds off Obama Care

Sergeant James Crowley has a Blue Moon
Gates thinks that Crowley's a racist goon
Here maybe Jim's acting "stupidly"
Set up and outnumbered one to three!

Whoa! Whoa ! Whoa! Icy winds blow
Oh! Oh! Oh! Soon it may snow
'Though the discussion was warm and frank
They gave the officer's chain a yank!

O. drinks Bud Light - he's what it's about
Judged a local case, should have stayed out
Now sitting here he will sermonize
But he will never apologize

Woah! Woah! Woah! Never ask O.
No! No! No! Remorse to show
Just 'cause a cop's drinking at his digs
He thinks the cops are all racist pigs!

What's that I see? It's another chair!
Why in the world is Joe Biden there?
Is he involved? Not one i-o-ta!
He's there to balance the race quota.

Woah! Woah! Woah! Got to have Joe!
Oh! Oh! Oh! He's a good show!
In case the summit still needs more smoke
Joe will let fly with an ethnic joke

What's the results? Well, it's hard to tell
It served one purpose and did it well
Like a magician with sleight of hands
It took our eyes off Obama's plans

Woah! Woah! Woah! Oh what a show!
Oh! Oh! Oh! More to follow
Next in the Garden - we will be awed
O's drinking with Ahmadinejad!