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Song Parodies -> "In The Rose Garden (The Beer Summit)"

Original Song Title:

"Up On The Housetop"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"In The Rose Garden (The Beer Summit)"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

There have already been several great takes on the Beer Summit posted here. I wrote this prior to most of the submissions...and I'm flattered that mine covers the same points. ;D
In the Rose Garden, what do we see?
World leaders making history?
A major signing happening here?
No, it's just four fellows drinking beer!

Woah! Woah! Woah! It's just for show
Oh! Oh! Oh! Heat's off of O.
It's the Beer Summit - what a scene,
Giving Obama a fine smoke screen!

Henry L. Gates drinks Sam Adams Light
He's the professor who picked the fight
"Teachable moment" he will tell you
"Teachable" - but of what and to who?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Beer's gonna flow
Oh! Oh! Oh! Problem will go
Splendid diversion going on there
Takes all our minds off Obama Care

Sergeant James Crowley has a Blue Moon
Gates thinks that Crowley's a racist goon
Here maybe Jim's acting "stupidly"
Set up and outnumbered one to three!

Whoa! Whoa ! Whoa! Icy winds blow
Oh! Oh! Oh! Soon it may snow
'Though the discussion was warm and frank
They gave the officer's chain a yank!

O. drinks Bud Light - he's what it's about
Judged a local case, should have stayed out
Now sitting here he will sermonize
But he will never apologize

Woah! Woah! Woah! Never ask O.
No! No! No! Remorse to show
Just 'cause a cop's drinking at his digs
He thinks the cops are all racist pigs!

What's that I see? It's another chair!
Why in the world is Joe Biden there?
Is he involved? Not one i-o-ta!
He's there to balance the race quota.

Woah! Woah! Woah! Got to have Joe!
Oh! Oh! Oh! He's a good show!
In case the summit still needs more smoke
Joe will let fly with an ethnic joke

What's the results? Well, it's hard to tell
It served one purpose and did it well
Like a magician with sleight of hands
It took our eyes off Obama's plans

Woah! Woah! Woah! Oh what a show!
Oh! Oh! Oh! More to follow
Next in the Garden - we will be awed
O's drinking with Ahmadinejad!
By the way, if the President wants to invite me for writing this parody, I drink a Belgian beer - Budweiser!

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Patrick - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
A great photo op, turned into a great parody op. I could see Obama inviting the Iranian madman for a drink. Maybe even asking what is his favorite beer.
Christie Marie M - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious, OMR!! I love how you tied politicians and beer together! Here's 555 cold ones on me, dude!
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
The Oval Office is offering Happy Hour at 5:55! Hilarious!!!!
Fiddlegirl - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
With all of the collective wisdom on this site, I'm surprised we haven't ALL been invited to the White House for a beer!! ;)
LOL @ section about Little Joe
timmy1000 - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a good one too - really liked the line about Crowly acting stupidly by going to the beerfest.
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm starting to get a buzz from reading all the parodies (mine included) that are mentioning the "Beer Bottle Diplomacy". Fine write here OMR and as I said yesterday, if I drank, I'd drink to this. You really put a spanking on them with this one. You go OMR - you rock!
Tommy Turtle - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
If you're truly a teacher, OMR, shouldn't it have been, "of what and to whom?" ... or maybe a gym teacher? ... Kidding. Good points -- asking Joe Biden to help mediate peace is like asking Ahmadinejad to help mediate the Israeli-Palestinian truce.
Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Good point, TT. I was a band master...and a junior high one at that. ;D
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
bottoms up
TJC - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Good for what ales me!

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