If you liked or "Cash For Clunkers," here's the deal
We can make Obama Health Care cheap and real
Health care for the the young is cheaper
So let's help out the Grim Reaper
It's our "Cash For Codgers" plan and it's a steal!

Trade in your old folks for younger kids today
And five thousand bucks in cash we'll gladly pay
We will junk their ancient bodies
While you're getting brand new hotties
It's the "Cash For Clunkers" done a brand new way!

No more therapy and saving drugs to fill
Just pain killers and death coun-sling on the bill
For the savings will amaze ya
When we start the enthanasia
And we'll give those damn old people "The Big Chill"

No more surgery for old folks, that is good
More cheap boob jobs and face lifts for Hollywood
Those old coots have had their portions
We'll have free health care abortions
Bring them in, we'll put them in a box of wood

And your grandmother's pacemaker we will share
We'll reuse your grandpa's cane and his wheelchair
And your senile old Aunt Leah?
Sell her kidneys to Korea
We owe nothing to those sponges with gray hair!

ACORN knows these older voters won't behave
Over President Obama they won't rave
But it will be automatic
They will all vote Democratic
When ACORN submits their ballots from the grave

It's our "Cash For Codgers" program, you will see
That America will be much more healthy
'Though it offers much less choices
It's okayed by senior voices
We're endorsed and approved by A.A.R.P.