Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Beware The JW"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Betsy From Pike"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Beware The JW"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Beware the JW
When home, you set
They'll bother and trouble you
Each chance they get..
They'll bang on your doorbell
And disturb your snooze
Beware the JW
Porch preachin' crews..
They won't show up solo,
There's "Two", sometimes three
I think I just saw one,
Turn down the TeeVee..
For God's sake stop breathing
Crouch low on the floor
Beware the JW,
They're at the door..
They'll hand you Watchtower
And beg for your buck
Once they get a foot in
You're trapped and you're stuck..
So always remember
To draw all the blinds
Beware of those pesky
JW kinds..
Their damnation lectures
Produce sore behinds..
When home, you set
They'll bother and trouble you
Each chance they get..
They'll bang on your doorbell
And disturb your snooze
Beware the JW
Porch preachin' crews..
They won't show up solo,
There's "Two", sometimes three
I think I just saw one,
Turn down the TeeVee..
For God's sake stop breathing
Crouch low on the floor
Beware the JW,
They're at the door..
They'll hand you Watchtower
And beg for your buck
Once they get a foot in
You're trapped and you're stuck..
So always remember
To draw all the blinds
Beware of those pesky
JW kinds..
Their damnation lectures
Produce sore behinds..
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Note to self: Do not attempt to drink coffee while reading AFW's parodies... Hilarious! Some JWs actually came to my house last week, around 5:55.
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~ The Duke oTarred Nation~ but they do mean well, Sir . . .
Air, you are a farce to be reckoned with and you have won "Best JW Parody of the Day" 5s
I'll second that
Thanks, Fiddlegirl, LCC, blackjack21, I humbly accept that prestigious award..and thanks, Andy
"Ding Dong!" Will you take fives for your salvation? LOL!!!!!
great unique concept...oops hang on...someone's at the door
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1677.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1084