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Song Parodies -> "Beware The JW"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Betsy From Pike"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Beware The JW"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Beware the JW
When home, you set
They'll bother and trouble you
Each chance they get..
They'll bang on your doorbell
And disturb your snooze
Beware the JW
Porch preachin' crews..
They won't show up solo,
There's "Two", sometimes three
I think I just saw one,
Turn down the TeeVee..
For God's sake stop breathing
Crouch low on the floor
Beware the JW,
They're at the door..
They'll hand you Watchtower
And beg for your buck
Once they get a foot in
You're trapped and you're stuck..
So always remember
To draw all the blinds
Beware of those pesky
JW kinds..
Their damnation lectures
Produce sore behinds..
When home, you set
They'll bother and trouble you
Each chance they get..
They'll bang on your doorbell
And disturb your snooze
Beware the JW
Porch preachin' crews..
They won't show up solo,
There's "Two", sometimes three
I think I just saw one,
Turn down the TeeVee..
For God's sake stop breathing
Crouch low on the floor
Beware the JW,
They're at the door..
They'll hand you Watchtower
And beg for your buck
Once they get a foot in
You're trapped and you're stuck..
So always remember
To draw all the blinds
Beware of those pesky
JW kinds..
Their damnation lectures
Produce sore behinds..
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Note to self: Do not attempt to drink coffee while reading AFW's parodies... Hilarious! Some JWs actually came to my house last week, around 5:55.
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~ The Duke oTarred Nation~ but they do mean well, Sir . . .
Air, you are a farce to be reckoned with and you have won "Best JW Parody of the Day" 5s
I'll second that
Thanks, Fiddlegirl, LCC, blackjack21, I humbly accept that prestigious award..and thanks, Andy
"Ding Dong!" Will you take fives for your salvation? LOL!!!!!
great unique concept...oops hang on...someone's at the door
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