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Song Parodies -> "My Mem'ry Foam Mattress"

Original Song Title:

"Away In A Manger"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Mem'ry Foam Mattress"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It knows what I'm doing,
It sees what I see,
Been keeping tabs on my
Infidelity
If it rats to my wife,
In trouble, I'll be..
My mem'ry foam mattress
Is blackmailing me

This world is the problem
There's so much high tech
Sometimes new inventions,
Are pains in the neck
Though it gives sleep comfort,
It's not worry free..
My mem'ry foam mattress
Is blackmailing me

A note on my pillow
Was stuck with a knife
"Stuff in me ten thousand,
Or I tell your wife.."
I grabbed that big knife and
Stabbed repeatedly..
My Mem'ry Foam Mattress
Was blackmailing me

My Mem'ry Foam mattress
Was blackmailing me

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MsPillowTalk - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air deFarce, this is a very funny concept . . . conceived while on that memoryMattress, too, eh Sir ! This would make a Great commercial !
Mark Scotti - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
That was REALLY funny & CREATIVE! My fav of the daY!! Setting on 555
Timmy1000 - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
A little different but very funny. Find someone the same size and shape as your wife.
carol brown - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
this one brought a big smile to my face. great job! 555
alvin - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
love the quirky concept...my fave of the day as well
AFW - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC, Mark, Timmy, carol, and alvin
John Barry - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
What a concept!
AFW - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
Leo Keough - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
My fave of the day, as well!!!...555!!!
AFW - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo..
Andria - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late to the party, AFW, but this was a great parody. I don't particularly care one way or another about memory foam, considering that I sleep on a motel-grade innerspring mattress (with kapok padding) that I picked up on the cheap at an auction and like it, but I liked the parody. 5s.
blackjack21 - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
You just can't get away with anything anymore, eh? But you can get away with three 5's.
AFW - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria,....sounds like a good pad..and blackjack...true

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