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Song Parodies -> "Into The River I Threw My Woods"

Original Song Title:

"Over The River And Through The Woods"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Into The River I Threw My Woods"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Into the river I threw my woods,
My bag and my caddy, too
As my irons flow,
I hear sirens blow,
They're comin', the white coat crew..Oh..

Into the river I threw my woods
The golf score made me mad
Far over par,
These bogies are
The worst that I've ever had..

Into the river I threw my woods
Today's game was not fun
I'm flippin' my lid
At my friend, Sid
Golf courtesy, he has none...Oh

Into the river I threw my woods
More ground golf I shan't play
I'll buy a pc,
And golf for free
On Pogo now, every day

I'll buy a pc,
And golf for free
On Pogo now, every day





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Medemia - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, and true. Ah, golf, the game that leads to madness. It was ok, you were only 5 over par through 3 holes.
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! Forrrrrrrrrrrre, no Fivvvvvvvvvvvves!!!
Timmy1000 - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Been there - I'll give you bogies on the first three par 4's for that one.
Andria - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a very funny take on golfing-induced insanity, and I'd say it's worthy of 5s. My security code was VAN, as in what the men in the white coats usually drive.
AFW - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks,Mediama, Mark, Tim, and Andria
littleCUPcakes - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
cute write, Sir " L'Air de Farce "! No TigerWoods here for sure !
AFW - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi LCC, and thanks..maybe so, Tiger is getting angry and frustrated some, lately too..not high on the board
Andy Primus - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious
alvin - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
lol.....you had me at the title switch
AFW - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy, and alvin
Christie Marie M - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
You shot 3 sets of par 5's with this one, AFW!
Ann Hammond - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A thank you to Christie, and Ann
blackjack21 - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You should yell "FORE" before you post something like this. But I'm going to yell "FIVE", 3 times.

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