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Song Parodies -> "Hocus Pokus"

Original Song Title:

"Hokey Pokey"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hocus Pokus"

Parody Written by:

Rob ( Robo Rob)

The Lyrics

in minnesota, al franken pulled some stunt with other cheats and did not allow many absentee military votes, he had more liberal votes BY A MILE than what was registered. algore shouted bush stold the election even though the polls close at 8:00 P.M., ( 8:00 P.M. is 8:00 P.M. folks...) dead people voted for both o-12,000-more troops-bomb-a and al (family values) franken. acorn whom o -12,000-more-troops-bomb-a was heavily involved with, paid and registered a guy to vote 73 times, the guy squealed thankfully. and the children of these clowns whom condone this cheating arent dumb, they know mom and/or dad are cheats now too. when winning counts, keep counting...
THE HOCUS POCUS

you put a left vote in
you pull a right vote out
you put more left votes in
and you do the commie count
you do the hocus pocus
and you do some more recounts
's what winning is all about

you put the left vote in
you dont leave acorn out
vote seventy three times
then you do the commie count
you hope that no one notices
it turns the tide around
you hope that he shuts his mouth

you put more left votes in
you pull more right votes out
you get more voters then
even if they're too far south
you do the hocus pocus
and you do some more recounts
's what winning is all about

you put more left votes in
you pull more right votes out
you ressurect more votes
now the dead people's votes count
you do the hocus pocus
and you do some more recounts
's what winning is all about

you put left voters in
the bus and drive it out
to florida but yet
the polls are all closed now
you get a global idiot
to yell and scream and shout
's what winning is all about

you do the hocus pocus
you do the mirrors and smoke us
you do the hokey votey
and you're kids will soon find out
what cheating is all about
"teach your children well" crosby, stills, and nash song...

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