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Song Parodies -> "If You're Happy and You Know It"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Happy and You Know It"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Happy and You Know It"

Parody Written by:

fightclubspartan

The Lyrics

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiif you're happy and you know it, crap your pants (crap sound x2)
If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants (crap sound x2)
If you're happy then you know it
If you're not then you can blow it
If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants (crap sound x2)

If you're happy and you know it drink, some Jack (vomit sound x2)
If you're happy and you know it drink, some Jack (vomit sound x2)
If you're happy then you know it
If you're not then you can blow it
If you're happy and you know it, drink some Jack (vomit sound x2)

If you're happy and you know it sniff some coke (sniff sound x2)
If you're happy and you know it sniff some coke (sniff sound x2)
If you're happy then you know it
If you're not then you can blow it
If you're happy and you know it sniff some coke (sniff sound x2)

If you're happy and you know it kill yourself (gun shot sound x2)
If you're happy and you know it kill yourself (gun shot sound x2)
If you're happy then you know it
If you're not then you can blow it
If you're happy and you know it kill yourself (gun shot sound x2)

(gun shot sounds, people screaming, one final gun shot sound and a laugh)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 29

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 12
 10
 
 2   1
 0
 2
 
 3   5
 2
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 4   2
 2
 3
 
 5   16
 13
 11
 

User Comments

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fightclubcritic - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
no imagination, used too much of the original, and the ending made no sense at all. paces fine, but since only three words were changed from each original line, not much of an accomplishment.
Flash Flood - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Heres's some 5s for you,because you appreciate the fine art of black humor and bad taste.This rocks!
Christie Marie M - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
This is so hilarious (except for the "kill yourself" line). I echo Flash's comments about the black humor in the song. More of a slaphappy/gunhappy humor, that is. 555.
fightclubspartan - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
How does the end not make sense?
fcc - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
if you're happy, why would you kill yourself? i thought only unhappy people killed themselves.
fightclubspartan - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Well they're not happy, they're just f-ed up in the head.
NormalAlYankovic - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
How does one get off that second shot? Seems like it's a one shot deal.
I'm you - September 27, 2018 - Report this comment
End doesnt make sense, you wouldnt kill yourself if your happy
Someoneyoudontknow - November 04, 2018 - Report this comment
This is messed up. You just told us to, crap yourself, drink some jack, to sniff coke and to kill ourselves. I get that it's a jok, but you shouldn't joke about this. It's not funny AT ALL ok. This is messed up.
Darius Whitehead - November 04, 2018 - Report this comment
In other words, it's baaaaad.
Old Fart - November 05, 2018 - Report this comment
I love when people comment on a random parody posted nearly a decade (or more) ago from a one-shot author as if that author was still active and looking for feedback.
fightclubspartan - November 05, 2018 - Report this comment
What are you talking about, old Fart? I've been checking this thread everyday for the past nine years and seven months for positive feedback, Every day!
Alpha Skua - September 02, 2021 - Report this comment
IF YOUR SAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT,EAT A BUG

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