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Song Parodies -> "I Stepped on a Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Neko Funjatta (Der Flohwalzer)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Stepped on a Cat"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This short song is known throughout the world, and is one of the first songs any piano player learns. In Finnish, it is known as Kissanpolkka (Cat's Polka); in Japanese as Neko Funjatta (I stepped on a cat). In German it is Der Flohwalzer (Flea Waltz); I don't know the English name, though. But I got the idea for the lyrics on the Japanese name.
Kitty slept on floor,
kitty slept on floor
Near the fireplace, her tail
next to door
I stepped on her tail
I stepped on her tail
Kitty screamed, and howled
and began to wail -

Kitty jumped and fled,
Kitty jumped and fled
I was scared as I thought I
trod her dead
Kitty looked at me,
kitty looked at me
"Oh you nasty Susy,
shame on thee!"


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kako - January 25, 2021 - Report this comment
I like this parody but it's kind of disturbing not gonna lie I was going to tell my piano teacher to sing it but I think is gonna say no because the things that the song says

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