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Song Parodies -> "Clam and Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Clementine"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Clam and Wine"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In a cafe, in a rest'rant where I like to go and dine
I'm a snacker, and food packer, I enjoy the Clam and Wine

It's delicious, and nutritious, oh my precious Clam and Wine,
Hope this love goes on forever, I adore my Clam and Wine

Light and flaky, like a cakey, on a ten scale, number nine
Herring boxes, snap their lock'es. my taste bud's for Clam and Wine

Peking Duckling, it's upchuckling, other cuisine's asinine
Steak's a waster, for my taster, I prefer good Clam and Wine

Ruby lips I show the waiter, every evening just at nine
From the red wine that I'm sipping, later tipping will be fine

Private quarters, several orders, and I weigh three eighty-nine
In the half shell, or the whole shell, it's good as hell, Clam and Wine

In the half shell, or the whole shell, it's good as hell, Clam and Wine

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adagio - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I like the rhyming. Good menu items...:) 5's
Christie Marie M - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Parodies, a la carte! If I'm going to order Clam and Wine, I would order pasta with it because they make a great combo. I've always enjoyed your wine parodies, AFW! Most of your parodies are to die for. I'll give a toast to a fine, well written parody! 5's all the way. And, bon appetit!
alvin - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious....nothing to "wine" about here so i will just "clam" up and give ya a plateful of fives
TJC - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny fare and a little bit erotic? You should try Clamato as an aperitif!
~ohSoLow-V-gehts~ - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~The Duke 0'Edge~ Loved this wine & Dine ditty, sir ! I drink the LowSodium V-8. yah, mein LieberHerr
AFW - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio, Christie, alvin, TJC, and LCC
Joe Siebert - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever. This song makes for some great parodies, and this was a great one. 555.
AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Joe
Peregrin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You know, I read the title and really thought this was going to be a parody about seduction... Or was it?
LittleCupCakes - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, . . . Can't help, lovin' that SPAM on rye . . .

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