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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Scanty Ma's"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Scanty Ma's"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Here come Scanty Ma's,
Here come Scanty Ma's
Right down Scanty Ma's lane
Stitchin' bewitchin', in their see-thru sheer
Drivin' men insane..
Good parts juttin'
Near bare buttin'
Bodies tender and tight
Sexy shocking with jiggly pairs
Sweet Scanty Ma's strut tonight!

Here come Scanty Ma's
Here come Scanty Ma's
Right down Scanty Ma's lane
Pacin' the runway with great poise
And joys to tease the brain
They look swell from every angle
Oh what a beautiful sight..
Visine your eyes, keep turnin' your heads
'Cause Scanty Ma's strut tonight!

Here come Scanty Ma's
Here come Scanty Ma's
Right down Scanty Ma's lane
Hollywood bed chicks, swingin' hot hips
Givin' guys eyestrain
Fashion flesh in skimp and mesh and
Soon the stage might ignite..
Have firefighters standing by,
When Scanty Ma's step tonight!

Here come Scanty Ma's
Here come Scanty Ma's
Right down Scanty Ma's lane
Dressed in the styles that'll show the most
Not enough to flag a train..
Bless their charms, yes, bless them all
The pink, black, brown, and the white
The Secret of Victoria's out
As Scanty Ma's strut tonight!

The Secret of Victoria's out
As Scanty Ma's strut tonight!






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alvin - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "not enough to flag a train"
Jonathan S. - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Good title switch, although it sounds like the chicks in your spoof need a WARDROBE switch. Heh heh.
2Eagle - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Good adult version of that song.
TJC - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, punny and really emphasizes the *X* in X-mas!
LiLBulbPopper - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, your Christmas sound 'randy' . . . . Please do go easy on the Visine, sir L'Air!
Ann Hammond - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
ho ho
AFW - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone...enjoy all the strretch days from Christmas to N.Y.

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