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Song Parodies -> "Wintering In A Walker Wonderland"
Original Song Title:
"Walkin In A Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Wintering In A Walker Wonderland"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Pronounce 'wintering' the Southern way, as 2 syllables (Wint' rin') for pacing to work right
Cold as Hell, here in Boston
Movin' south, need defrostin'
We pack up the hound
We're Florida bound
Wintering in a walker wonderland
Moved away, no more blizzards
Here it's snakes, crocs and lizards
And ladies in thongs
(They're 90, that's WRONG!)
Wintering in a walker wonderland
Wife has got dementia, sees an old man
Tells him that her name is Murphy Brown
He asks "Are you married?" she says "No, man
So take off all your clothes and go to town!"
So the man, clothes divested
Goes to town, gets arrested
The cops cut some slack, and bring him right back
To winter in this walker wonderland
In this rest home we get bored and shuffle
Off to play some shuffleboard all day
Once we raced our walkers but we scuffled
And sadly, half the racers passed away
Now we sit, by the fire
Bet on who'll, next expire
It pains me to see
The odds are on me
Ending up next winter under land
Movin' south, need defrostin'
We pack up the hound
We're Florida bound
Wintering in a walker wonderland
Moved away, no more blizzards
Here it's snakes, crocs and lizards
And ladies in thongs
(They're 90, that's WRONG!)
Wintering in a walker wonderland
Wife has got dementia, sees an old man
Tells him that her name is Murphy Brown
He asks "Are you married?" she says "No, man
So take off all your clothes and go to town!"
So the man, clothes divested
Goes to town, gets arrested
The cops cut some slack, and bring him right back
To winter in this walker wonderland
In this rest home we get bored and shuffle
Off to play some shuffleboard all day
Once we raced our walkers but we scuffled
And sadly, half the racers passed away
Now we sit, by the fire
Bet on who'll, next expire
It pains me to see
The odds are on me
Ending up next winter under land
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555 - brilliant change of the walkin and wint'rin and a great parody song.
hilarious piece and a great title switch
Good to see ya' back, Dee....and a very funny and great write, here
Great Write, Lord of daRange! Please gift us with more of your writing in 2 0 0 9, sir !
I loved the switcheroo of "walk" and "winter" too; great job on the parody. Perfect score for you. :)
ho ho
what a brilliant last line Dee, and I loved the build up to it too - such a typically Dee-style-humour write from you, esp the fire/expire couplet - 555
Thanks Timmy 1000, alvin, AFW, LilBlinkieCherry, Serafina, Ann Hammond, and Stuart McArthue, for the kind words, and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!
A most unexpected Christmas present: a new Dee Range parody! Fine form as always, and a very clever and funny title switch. 5s. Merry Christmas and Happy New Years to ya!
Excellent parody, as was this one found in the archives http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional779.shtml
Thanks FAct Finder. I should have hit search to see AFW did this same title three years ago, and did it well. My bad.
Too funny and perfectly, er, paced!
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