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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Ever Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst Ever Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree
Then chewed up the angel on top..

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top.

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas
Our dog knocked down the tree,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree,
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree
Live one, a blue spruce,
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree
Chasing a squirrel
Tree was a blue spruce,
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas,
Our dog knocked down the tree
Ruined all the presents
Chasing a squirrel,
Tree was a blue spruce,
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas
Our dog knocked down the tree
Triggered my ulcer,
Ruined all the presents,
Chasing a squirrel,
Tree was a blue spruce,
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas
Our dog knocked down the tree
I got no Christmas bonus,
Triggered an ulcer,
Ruined all the presents,
Chasing a squirrel,
Tree was a blue spruce,
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
And he chewed up the angel on top

On the worst ever Christmas
Our dog knocked down the tree
Can't buy another,
I got no GM bonus,
Triggered an ulcer,
Ruined all the presents,
Chasing a squirrel,
Tree was a blue spruce
Sparks everywhere,
His tail lit up,
He got shocked,
Broke all the lights,
(Ran out' a cash)
So we just decorated the dog..





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alvin - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
dogs and trees never a good mix...fun read
Dee Range - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
My room mates 2 cats just knocked down her tree yesterday and broke 7 bulbs...at least with dogs, you never have to water the tree....and your GM bonus probably went for another corporate jet with the bail out money...funny and timely piece, AFW. Merry Christmas and happy New Year to you.
Christie Marie M - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this one! This is a little better than mine. Plus it's sooooo hilarious. I decorated my dog this year btw. Pacing is also 100%!! Take on 5 Yuletide points on the holidays!
littleBulbPopper - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, duke 0'Edge, there is nothing like a blinking tail! Have the Merriest Christmas, sir !
Ann Hammond - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
ho ho
Jonathan - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I have a pet chorkee (and he's still a puppy) so now I'm worried! LOL! 555 and have a Merry Christmas!
AFW - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, and Merry Christmas to alvin, Dee, Christie, Little Bulb, Ann, and Jonathan
Dee Range - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry AFW, some one left me a link to your own "Walker Wonderland" parody from 2005. I should have hit search before I wrote mine and submitted it. Yours is great, and I never would have done mine if I'd seen it.
AFW - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd forgotten all about that one in o5...till I saw that link....No problem...your story line is a whole other angle, and is great in it's own right...We're all gonna' dig similar apples out of the barrel, now and then...when we fish around for those P. ideas...Merry Christmas and Happy New Year..
Dee - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Geez, I read it again today, and the comments, too...and I even COMMENTED on your original LOL. I think it's time I went to that retirement home we're both writing about. My memory is GONE GONE GONE. Take care, Bro'.

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