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Song Parodies -> "Whipper Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Whipper Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Leather straps
Strafe my booty
Stingy slaps,
Bare and nudie
A beautiful plight
We're kinky tonight,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland

She's my cool
Dominatrix
I'm a fool
For her play tricks,
We've locked all the doors,
I'm down on all fours,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland

I'm the slave and she's my female master
In a bridle and leather har-ness
For "Gunsmoke" on TV, they could have cast her
A body big and strong like James Arness..

She's "agress"
I'm submissive
I'll say "Yes"
And a kiss give..
Some bruises and marks,
Then later, it's sparks,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland

Whackin'...in a Whipper....Wonderland..


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alvin - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
i guess EVERY red-blooded american male dreams of a gal with a build like james arness...lol
Timmy1000 - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
555 - so I guess you're done "building a snowman in the meadow" for other activities.
AFW - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin..oh yeah.. :) ...and thanks, Timmy, no, I still build snomen..that's cool
Ann Hammond - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
ho ho
Andria - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody, AFW, and have a very merry Christmas. 5s.
Tommy Turtle - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess 'tween you and me, we dominate the kink genre.... (no, no plugs... it's Xmas time)... but you left out the part where she gives you the golden shower.. oh, wait, you covered that almost three years ago. Your Xmas gift: a plug: 3w.amiright.com/parody/misc/thecarterfamily3.shtml
Now, take these Fives and say, "thank you, may I have three more please?
LiLHollyDazed - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Have a very Merry Christmas, Sir L'Air de Farce, and may all your ~wild & whacky~ dreams come true! . . . PS: Got bulbs ? ?
Christie Marie M - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
You sure whipped up a great parody! To quote Devo: "When a good time turns around, you must whip it, you will never live it down, unless you whip it, no one gets away, until they whip it...I say whip it, whip it good!" You really hit the mark! Anyways, Happy Holidays to you and to everybody at AmIRight! Allow me to whip up a batch of 5's for ya!
AFW - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann, and Andria...and Merry Christmas....and thanks, Tommy, and Merry Christmas to you...and thanks, LCC, and Christie, and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you...and the same to alvin, and Timmy...
Meriadoc - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Mmmmmmm.... :-)
Tommy Turtle - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, I see you've recovered fully -- still got the outfit tucked away in the closet, and still "swinging", huh... glad AFW lit your fire. If you're ever on this side of the Pond, look me up, but keep in mind that I believe that "turnabout is fair play" (I think you missed TT's "Blinded By The Light" parody.) (#(#)
John Jenkins - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job of maintaining the humor through the tricky rhyming.
Dan Silverman - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Not a wasted word in the entire song. Nice. Nice. Nice.
AFW - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meri, John, and Dan....And Merry Christmas to all
TJC - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Missed this fine knee slapper, er cracker! Merry Christmas, AFW... hope Santa brings you a shiny new keyboard tomorrow, 'cause sure as heck you've done wore your current model out this year! Keep em commin'!

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