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Song Parodies -> "A Wal-Mart Zoner's 12th Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Wal-Mart Zoner's 12th Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Stevend5895
The Lyrics
I work in Wal-Mart's toy department for a living, and I heard the original song on the radio and it prompted me to compose this version. Sure, PS3s are not in my department, but I included them anyway.
On the first day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the second day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Two Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the third day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
3 transformers.
2 Havoc Stingers
and Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the fourth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Four Neopets
Three Transformers
Two Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the fifth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Five Yo-Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Playstation 3
On the sixth day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me,
Six Star Wars swords
5 Yo-Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers and
Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the seventh day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Seven Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo-Yo Balls
4. Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers and
Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the 8th day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Eight Tech Decks
Seven Bakugan fighters
Six Star Wars swords
Five Yo Yo Balls
Four Neopets
Three Transformers
Two Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the ninth day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Nine Cosmic Catchers
8 Tech Decks
7 Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
and Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the tenth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me,
Ten jigsaw puzzles
9 Cosmic Catchers
8 Tech Dechs
7 Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for PlayStation 3
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Eleven wrestling figures
10 jigsaw puzzles
9 Cosmic Catchers
8 Tech Dechs
7 Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for PlayStation 3
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me,
(Sped up)
Twelve Hot Wheels Classics
Eleven wrestling figures
Ten jigsaw puzzles
Nine Cosmic Catchers
Eight Tech Decks
Seven Bakugan Fighters
Six Star Waes swords
Five Yo Yo Balls
Four Neopets
Three Transformers
Two Havoc Stingers
(Deep Breath)
AND ROCK BAND 2 FOR PLAY-STA-TION-3!
Man: (Lets keep the game and give the rest to Toys for Tots)
Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the second day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Two Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the third day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
3 transformers.
2 Havoc Stingers
and Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the fourth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Four Neopets
Three Transformers
Two Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the fifth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me
Five Yo-Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Playstation 3
On the sixth day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me,
Six Star Wars swords
5 Yo-Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers and
Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the seventh day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Seven Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo-Yo Balls
4. Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers and
Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the 8th day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Eight Tech Decks
Seven Bakugan fighters
Six Star Wars swords
Five Yo Yo Balls
Four Neopets
Three Transformers
Two Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the ninth day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Nine Cosmic Catchers
8 Tech Decks
7 Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
and Rock Band 2 for Play Station 3
On the tenth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me,
Ten jigsaw puzzles
9 Cosmic Catchers
8 Tech Dechs
7 Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for PlayStation 3
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Walmart shipped to me
Eleven wrestling figures
10 jigsaw puzzles
9 Cosmic Catchers
8 Tech Dechs
7 Bakugan fighters
6 Star Wars swords
5 Yo Yo Balls
4 Neopets
3 Transformers
2 Havoc Stingers
And Rock Band 2 for PlayStation 3
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Wal-Mart shipped to me,
(Sped up)
Twelve Hot Wheels Classics
Eleven wrestling figures
Ten jigsaw puzzles
Nine Cosmic Catchers
Eight Tech Decks
Seven Bakugan Fighters
Six Star Waes swords
Five Yo Yo Balls
Four Neopets
Three Transformers
Two Havoc Stingers
(Deep Breath)
AND ROCK BAND 2 FOR PLAY-STA-TION-3!
Man: (Lets keep the game and give the rest to Toys for Tots)
Havoc Stingers are those small radio-controlled helicopters than can fly indoors or outdoors, FYI
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Cute! You must have survived "Blitz Day" #1 ("Blitz Day #2 is on its way!) ;)
I was actually off the day after Thanksgiving, having worked like a dog on Turkey Day
i work at target and i could make up my own for this year, but since this is already on here, doing so would be pointless. Very funny
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