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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Causing Mummy To Frown"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Causing Mummy To Frown"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Mummy said that big girls like me shouldn't sit on Santa's knee, and Mummy was right.

He'd better remove
his hand from my butt
He'd better make sure his zipper stays shut
Santa's causing mummy to frown

His jolly ho-hos
had everyone fooled
what d'you s'pose is making him drool?
Santa's causing mummy to frown

He said this year he'll bring me
a see-through camisole
He said that if I sit real still
I will soon feel his North Pole

look at my mum
she's shaking her head
it seems that she doesn't
like what he said
Santa's causing mummy to frown

I've seen her go ballistic
she packs a hunting-knife
I've seen her castrate grizzly bears
so he's gambling with his life

better take that
tongue from my ear
he'd better make that big lump disappear
uh oh, mummy's taken him down

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Pacing: 4.9
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Total Votes: 21

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alvin - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment fave of the day...especially liked the north pole line
Stan Hall - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
So now ...
Santa's without
what made'im a guy ..
mummy tslashed lout, now fella sings high
Santa Claus is glum, feelin' down.

Molto amusante, amico. :-)
Matthias - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
This was hilarious. It's great to see you back to your old antics Stuart.
Rick C - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Disgusting! Is nothing sacred? What is wrong with you people?
Jeff Reuben - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I laughed a little too hard at this one :)
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Uh, how can you tell the Mummy is frowning? Did you unwrap him? Oh, wait, that's right, you're Australian, and Mummy = Mommy. My mistake. So you didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus? I guess Rudolph's not the only one who's going to have a red nose!
theLazyHolidaze - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, ~General McArthur, Commander o'Allied Forces DownUdder~ this is Naughty . . . but oh so cute! You've captured a holidazeFantasy of mine, so well Sir!
~RosyBlinkyKnights~ - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there Tony SnowPrano, bigGuy in RedSuit! Let me pull on my Opera-length gloves & black FishNETs, and Oh, . . . let me not forget my blinking Set(2) o'Rudy's rosyKnows ! ! ! Oh, how I so Love the holidays ! !
Red Ant - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Nothing like a little old-fashioned molestation story to bring in the holiday cheer! Sounds like the mom here is Sarah Palin. Great work, Stu, and good to see ya back around here. 555
Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks alvin, and for the AFOTD award :-)

whoa, that's some nice work there Stan - gee, I might just glue that extra verse on - thanks mate

thanks Matthias :-)

ah, Rick, I forgot about your delicate sensitivities - sorry dude - I thought maybe you were away screwing some floozy neighbour on your bed most of the night

thanks Jeff!

thanks MP - yes Mummy IS Mummy - where's the problem? actually, after using "butt" I thought I couldn't bow twice to the greater American usage ;-)

well, thankyou Miss Cupcakes! - gee you write nice comments!

that's funny Jack, because I actually WAS thinking of Sarah Palin after I came up with the story - so the grizzlybear castration line just wrote itself, honestly - good to be back too, mate :-)
Tim Mayfield - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like the "Company Christmas Party" Santa went to the wrong party here. Also looks like he won't be coming back anytime soon.
John Barry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Santa, is that a lump of coal in your pocket, or are you gland to see me?
Peregrin - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Poles apart as usual Stu! Funny work :)
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah this was one of them "Bad Santa" types Tim - thanks

thanks JAB - and congrats on achieving Number 1 parodist (obviously it was this year some time)

well Pippin, if his pole had favoured the southerly direction, a direction that you and I both hold dear, there would have been NO problem
Rick C - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy Holidays Stu! Riotously funny work!
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks again Rick - you too buddy :-)
LiLHollyDazed - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there SantaNick! You & me under the Xmas tree . . . . all tangled together, rolling in those blinking Xmas lights, so bright in green, blue, red & white!
HollyDazed - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, Sir ! the full Moon gets me . . .
soHollyDazed - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
GeneralMc, I've always had this fantasy with Xmas lites, the old-fashioned US-type, egg-shaped that are in all the colors: me & ~SantaSatyr~ all tangled up together in blinking lites ! ! . . . Bulbs popping beneathe my bareback ! ! derBing0 singing in the backround . . . Oh, the pure X-tasy of rolling in a hail of Popping Bulbs ! ! !
Stuart McArthur - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I understand the effects of the full moon, Cupcakes, but now I'm thinking a little eggnog might have crept into the mix ;-)
Tyrone The Terrible - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like another baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Santa scenerio 55555! Let's just hope that Mrs Claus doesn't know that.
Christie Marie M - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, Santa Gone Wild!!! I agree with what you said with the "Bad Santa" type of song. That's pure comedy there. Good show! 555!!
Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Tyrone - yes, because what character traits must one possess to decide upon that particular career path? - apparently "real-white-beard" Santas are able to charge a healthy premium

thanks Christie - pure comedy? I was really aiming at impure comedy, but I'll take whatever's on offer - unlike the girl in my story ;-)
LilHollydazed - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas to you General McArthur, along with your family & all your Awesome Auzzie mates downUdder, Sir! All the Best of Parody in 2 0 0 9.

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