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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Working (At The Thrift Store)"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Working (At The Thrift Store)"
Parody Written by:
Ken Masterson
The Lyrics
This is a revised version of one I submitted earlier.
Here's the revised version.
12 days of working (at The Thrift Store)
On the first day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
A schedule change that I didn't want.
On the second day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
2 toilets clogged
And A schedule change that I didn't want.
On the third day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the fourth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the fifth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the sixth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the seventh day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the eighth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the ninth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the tenth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
10 Abusive Shoppers
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the eleventh day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
11 toys a-broken
10 Abusive Shoppers
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the twelfth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
12 Clothes-racks messed up
11 toys a-broken
10 Abusive Shoppers
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
12 days of working (at The Thrift Store)
On the first day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
A schedule change that I didn't want.
On the second day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
2 toilets clogged
And A schedule change that I didn't want.
On the third day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the fourth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the fifth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the sixth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the seventh day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the eighth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the ninth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the tenth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
10 Abusive Shoppers
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the eleventh day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
11 toys a-broken
10 Abusive Shoppers
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
On the twelfth day of working, The Thrift Store gave to me,
12 Clothes-racks messed up
11 toys a-broken
10 Abusive Shoppers
9 kids a-screaming
8 glasses shattered
7 donations filthy
6 VHSs smashed up
5 Shop-lifters
4 Missing carts
3 call-offs
2 toilets clogged
And a schedule change that I didn't want.
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Pacing is a little hard to follow at times, but very funny - my sympathies go out to you.
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