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Song Parodies -> "Weiner Wonderland"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Weiner Wonderland"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
This one is really dated, but it's the prequel to a more recent one I'm also posting today. For anyone following my stuff, this will prove I will write parodies on just about any subject imaginable.
Takeru Kobayashi
Also known as Tsunami
The pride of the East
Is here for a feast
Retching in a weiner wonderland
Nathan's best, dogs are sizzling
On the stage, saliva's drizzling
With hopes to maintain
His six years of fame
Retching in a weiner wonderland
In the shadows lurks a new contender
Pretender to the throne as he is known
He'll say: "Are you ready to be tested,
Or will you pass the title that you own?"
Later on, he'll conspire
With the suits at Oscar Mayer
To sign a big deal
"The win it was real"
Retching in a weiner wonderland
From the shadows Chestnut proves his mettle
Now the new-crowned champ of chowing down
Sixty-six and no more scores to settle
Until another glutton comes to town
Takeru, full of grudges
Will complain to the judges:
"The cough was a fluke,
Not really a puke"
Retching in a weiner wonderland
Also known as Tsunami
The pride of the East
Is here for a feast
Retching in a weiner wonderland
Nathan's best, dogs are sizzling
On the stage, saliva's drizzling
With hopes to maintain
His six years of fame
Retching in a weiner wonderland
In the shadows lurks a new contender
Pretender to the throne as he is known
He'll say: "Are you ready to be tested,
Or will you pass the title that you own?"
Later on, he'll conspire
With the suits at Oscar Mayer
To sign a big deal
"The win it was real"
Retching in a weiner wonderland
From the shadows Chestnut proves his mettle
Now the new-crowned champ of chowing down
Sixty-six and no more scores to settle
Until another glutton comes to town
Takeru, full of grudges
Will complain to the judges:
"The cough was a fluke,
Not really a puke"
Retching in a weiner wonderland
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MOst unique .. I remember seeing a 'Net headline about the fall of eh champ. :-)
Not wretched at all--5s.
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