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Song Parodies -> "Frosty The Retard"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty The Snowman"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Frosty The Retard"
Parody Written by:
Chance Gollnick
The Lyrics
duh duh da
Frosty the retard was a very short minded man
with a peanut brain and a big big nose and two very crossed eyes
frosty the retard is handicapped they say
he was made outta snow with a little brain
he musta got kicked in the head
for when they placed it on his head he began to roll around
oh frosty was as dumb as he could be
and children began to scream and shout while they ran away
just the same last week
yadda yadda yadd yadda yadda
look at frosty drool
yadda yadda yadda yadda
over the puddles of drool
frosty new the police were comin to take him away
so he said hey kids i need a place to stay
down to the house he hid away
sayin ull never take me coppers ha ha ha !
he led them on quite a fight but melted away
darn!
with a peanut brain and a big big nose and two very crossed eyes
frosty the retard is handicapped they say
he was made outta snow with a little brain
he musta got kicked in the head
for when they placed it on his head he began to roll around
oh frosty was as dumb as he could be
and children began to scream and shout while they ran away
just the same last week
yadda yadda yadd yadda yadda
look at frosty drool
yadda yadda yadda yadda
over the puddles of drool
frosty new the police were comin to take him away
so he said hey kids i need a place to stay
down to the house he hid away
sayin ull never take me coppers ha ha ha !
he led them on quite a fight but melted away
darn!
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Now, I can laugh at Stephan Lynch's "Special Fred" song, but not this one. Why? 'cause your lyrics oft don't match the melody of the original song.
I'd love to see you try again with a new song, though. Just... it helps if you try to follow the beat a little better, maybe look over a copy of the lyrics and think "Hmm! How do I make this into a parody?"
No taste
wow, you actually spent time writing this? why? felt like being a bully? Just don't get why it's okay to write a song about people who are just doing the best they can. Can you say the same thing? People with special needs, you know, the ones you call "retards" are just doing the best they can. Too bad we can't say the same for you.
Chill this is a song makin fun of special ed people its not im just writing a song about frosty in my own way. Not how u think i am
Sorry ISNT i didnt know i typed that
i dont need advise just no good songs have came out that are worth trying except i kissed a cat
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