Song Parodies -> A Bed With Me
| Original Song Title: | "Abide With Me" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Bed With Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
A bed with me,
Please share my Simmons spread
The darkness beckons,
Share with me, my bed
I'm out of pick up lines
I knew just three...
Sweet of the sweetest
Share a bed with me
I picked this rose,
I hand to you, today
Your passion shows,
Come home with me, let's play
This bar cafe's
Below your class, to be
You would feel more at home
In bed with me..
The night escapes,
It nears the closing hour
Lateness unfolds your charm
Like a night flower
May I suggest a garden
Where you'll be
More free to grow,
In bed with me.
I bear no thoughts
Of any harm or stress
I only wish to share
Your lovliness
Please take my dreams
Beyond this fantasy
Accept two "Grants"
And share a bed with me
(Uhh, how about three "Grants"?)
Please share my Simmons spread
The darkness beckons,
Share with me, my bed
I'm out of pick up lines
I knew just three...
Sweet of the sweetest
Share a bed with me
I picked this rose,
I hand to you, today
Your passion shows,
Come home with me, let's play
This bar cafe's
Below your class, to be
You would feel more at home
In bed with me..
The night escapes,
It nears the closing hour
Lateness unfolds your charm
Like a night flower
May I suggest a garden
Where you'll be
More free to grow,
In bed with me.
I bear no thoughts
Of any harm or stress
I only wish to share
Your lovliness
Please take my dreams
Beyond this fantasy
Accept two "Grants"
And share a bed with me
(Uhh, how about three "Grants"?)
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Who is sleeping in Grant's bed? 555
granting you fives
Sir, . . . I believe that General Grant is smiling from above!
Inspirational.
Appreciate it, Folks..
Hee hee...until the end it almost sounded like "What Nina Answered".
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