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Song Parodies -> "How Great Thou Fart"

Original Song Title:

"How Great Thou Art"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"How Great Thou Fart"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh Lord, I ask
What was that sound down under?
That cracked the night
And made the stars vibrate
I saw a flash,
I heard the roaring thunder
A blast so strong
Split atoms, could create..

The earth just rolled,
I held fast to a tree
How great thou fart,
How great thou fart
The earth just rolled
I held fast to a tree
How great thou fart
How great thou fart

It shook the woods,
A lady cop, it stunned her
A flock of birds died,
And so did some bees
Three homeless guys,
Nearby, were awed in wonder
I would not want to
Clean their BVD's

The earth just rolled,
I held fast to a tree
How great thou fart,
How great thou fart
The earth just rolled,
I held fast to a tree
How great thou fart,
How great thou fart

If in some way, such
Great force could be harnessed
It would run cars,
Be our utility
My God, I asked.
My friend, what food he finished
He said he mixed
Some saurkraut and tea

The earth just rolled,
I held fast to a tree
How great thou fart,
How great thou fart..
The earth just rolled
I held fast to a tree
Flatulent Art,
How great..thou..fart!


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McKludge - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Popcorn and shellfish does it for me. How great thou wrote!
Meriadoc - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
That was just the thunder rumbling..the lightning will hit shortly.
alvin - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thunder of biblical porportions....sounds like you're sitting in your own pew
Ann Hammond - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
okay he he I'm sure God could fart if He wanted.
UnKnownVotrix - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~ Lord o' Edge~ this is hilarious; what a scene you've got going here, Sir ! BestLine: " 3 homeless guys are awed with wonder. . . " I'll pass on being their laundress as well . . .
AFW - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
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