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Song Parodies -> "A Rabid Threat Unleashed In Public"

Original Song Title:

"The Battle Hymn Of The Republic"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"A Rabid Threat Unleashed In Public"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

my eyes have read the story of a saint bernard that roared
after messing with a vampire bat he should have just ignored
he trapped a boy and mother in the confines of their ford
this pooch is snarling on

gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on

he is waiting for his captives to attempt a quick retreat
he is foaming at the mouth as they fall victim to the heat
he anticipates the pleasure of the taste of human meat
this pooch is snarling on

gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on

that canine sat so patient in the shadow of a tree
while the people in the auto baked their brains out gradually
it finally reached the point they had no option but to flee
this pooch is snarling on

gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on


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Invisible Boy - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ahhh...the dog days of summer...
John Barry - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Bad doggie; good ditty.
UnKnownVotrix - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Lord o'BedRock~ this is simply delightful ! As a dog owner & lover of k-9's, this is simply the best: ~SNARL ON ~
alvin - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB , john and UnKnownVotrix
AFW - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess we're still ridin' on a similar parody train...One of the originals I wrote to,,has puppy in it...and yours is about a dog...good job
alvin - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
adagio - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
*shudder* aggh that was bloodthirsty, but a good one. :) 5's
Meriadoc - July 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This one didn't have your usual collection of precise rhyme-subs, but still a nice read.
alvin - July 19, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks adagio and merry
LucidLupin - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it esp. the tree/gradually/flee ;) Barking 5's
alvin - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LucidLupin

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