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Song Parodies -> "Do You Ever Spit On People When You Talk?"

Original Song Title:

"She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Ever Spit On People When You Talk?"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Do you ever spit on people
When you talk? (when you talk?)
See 'em wipe their face
And at you, angry gawk..(angry gawk..)
Do they back up for more space, then
Hold their hand up to their face, then
Do you ever spit on people
When you talk? (when you talk?)

It can happen while conversing
Expelled air..(expelled air)
When your tongue/teeth synchronizin's
Off a hair..(off a hair)
If you drink and have a mustache
Tiny drops flip like a whiplash
Accidently slings saliva,
Watch 'em stare (watch 'em stare)

When it happens, what's the proper
Etiquette ? (etiquette)
Do you blurt out, "Oh, I'm sorry"
Or forget? (or forget)
It's a funny Spit-uation
Does it need an explanation?
Do you ever spit on people
Get 'em wet (get 'em wet)

Tiny droplets of saliva
Can propel (can propel)
And cause looks of shocked surprise like
"What the Hell?" (what the Hell?)
Spit can zip right off your lipper
Like a small "SeaWorld" with Flipper
Do you ever spit on people
Do you pal? (do you pal?)

Do you ever spit on people
When you talk?..........

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Lionel Mertens - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
A customer made me laugh the other day and I accidently spit on him. Oh, and I liked the spituation combo. 5's
alvin - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...its amazing....you can take the most mundane things and make them side-splittingly (spittingly ? ) funny...here's some fives landing on ya !
AFW - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, you know what they say..spit happens..and thanks, alvin
Stephen Harrington - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
555 kleenex's.
AFW - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stephen
PMS - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I spit about 20 times singing this! Had to wipe off my PC
Peregrin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
What a great subject! Like alvin said :)
Arwen - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I HATE it when that happens!! I'm usually on the receiving end, though. Hilarious!!!

It's a funny Spit-uation Does it need an explanation?

...was my very favorite!!
AFW - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you to PMS. Peregrin, and Arwen
Rebekah - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved this piece. Laughing throughout it as I tried to sing it. All 5's from me.
AFW - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A later thanks to Rebekah
Andria - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I too have been known to accidentally spit on people while talking, especially in elementary school. "Say it, don't spray it." was often said to me, and it became a running joke. Thankfully, nobody could figure out how to turn my names (first and last) into expectoration-related taunts. Great job on an annoying OS, and 555 solid-gold cuspidors to you!

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