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Song Parodies -> "Deep In The Heart Of Ex's"

Original Song Title:

"Deep In The Heart Of 'Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Deep In The Heart Of Ex's"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Divorce gone down
I'm still around
(Clap, clap, clap)
Deep In The Heart Of Ex's

Not balled and chain
But, I remain
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Deep in The Heart of Ex's

We get along
Friendship is strong
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Deep in The Heart of Ex's

Old bitter pills
Hiked over hills
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Not in The Heart of Ex's

Those old vows fade
No rules are made
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Deep in The Heart of Ex's

No ties, no binds,
Walk no chalk lines
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Deep In The Heart of Ex's

Shared smiles, no tears,
Love still appears
(clap, clap, clap)
Deep In The Heart of Ex's

Old wounds healed new
Reverse is true.
(clap, clap, clap)
Deep In My Heart, The Ex Is











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Meriadoc - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Awwww. How sweet. The best kinds of husbands are ex ones. ;-)
TJC - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Deus ex affinitas... Quinques!
alvin - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...my fave of the day...how's that one song go ?...all my exes drive a lexus ?
littleExCakes - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, L 'Air, du Farce this is the best way, tho it be painful. I applaud your knightly way of handling a most distressing situation, along with your fine poetic parody, ~
Stephen Harrington - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Five hundred and fifty five exs.
AFW - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
A thank you to Meri,TJC, alvin,LEC, and Stephen
MrMacphisto - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... simple but great... 5-5-5
PMS - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
EX-cellent work

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