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Song Parodies -> "The Koochie Krotcha'"

Original Song Title:

"La Cucaracha"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Koochie Krotcha'"

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The Lyrics

I'm a fella' who likes women
Never waste my time with buddies
On the beach, when girls go swimmin'
With "Binocs" I do my studies..

The Koocie Krotcha,
The Koochie Krotcha,
Place on ladies I love best
Their thongs say, "Gotcha'
I love to watcha'
Koochie Krotcha gives me zest..

Lovely maidens, lovely beach wear
Getting tinier than tiny
Fascinates me, what they each wear
Every day I see more Heiny..

The Koochie Krotcha,
The Koochie Krotcha,
Day and night I'm at my post
Just like on Baywatch
Gods say I may watch
Bods parading on the coast

My eyes were getting glazy
Went to visit my optician
Now, I can see like crazy
Gave me drops for my condition..

The Koochie Krotcha'
The Koochie Krotcha'
Every day I log a batch
Get so delighted,
And so excited
From the glances that I snatch..

The girls don't know I'm staring
Wear a pair of real dark glasses
Maybe when I get more daring
I'll stroll up and make some passes..

The Koochie Krotcha'
The Koochie Krotcha'
Small apparel there is worn
I like a lotcha'
The Koochie Krotcha'
Lovely place where we were born..

Lovely place where we were born..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Guy - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ay Carumba Y Ay tu pinche'. Two words come to mind as I read this: "Camel Toe". You need a disclaimer on this parody to warn about vision problems either reading this parody or actually participating in this great out door sport. Wonderful cisuals. Well done.
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
only you coulda came up with
John Barry - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ordinarily, it's volleyball on the beach, but it sound like you were posting up.
Agrimorfee - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(snort snort) AFW said 'snatch'! heh-he-heh
PMS - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ex-thellent thong writing
Stan Hall - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
5s, and I'll give you a whole 'nother set of 5s if yu can get Jane Fonda to sing this on the Today show. :-)
AFW - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy..true, sand and camels go
Thanks, alvin..appreciate it
Thank you, John...true, volleyball is one kind of ball you can play on the beach
Thanks, Agrimorfee, or should I say Beavis?
Thanks, PMS..never realithed you thuffered from lithp
And thanks, Stan...I guess you're referring to the big J's live slip on "Today" the other morning, never saw it, but heard about it...Not much chance of the sing, I'm afraid,..She might be Fond 'a the idea, but I lack the necessary connections
AFW - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
CORRECTION: To Guy, that should be sand and camels go together
littleCoochieCoo - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, you are the Devil !!! Just so nasty!!! But then, Spring is definitely here on the Coast in NorCAL.

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