I'm a fella' who likes women
Never waste my time with buddies
On the beach, when girls go swimmin'
With "Binocs" I do my studies..

Chorus:
The Koocie Krotcha,
The Koochie Krotcha,
Place on ladies I love best
Their thongs say, "Gotcha'
I love to watcha'
Koochie Krotcha gives me zest..

Lovely maidens, lovely beach wear
Getting tinier than tiny
Fascinates me, what they each wear
Every day I see more Heiny..

The Koochie Krotcha,
The Koochie Krotcha,
Day and night I'm at my post
Just like on Baywatch
Gods say I may watch
Bods parading on the coast

My eyes were getting glazy
Went to visit my optician
Now, I can see like crazy
Gave me drops for my condition..

The Koochie Krotcha'
The Koochie Krotcha'
Every day I log a batch
Get so delighted,
And so excited
From the glances that I snatch..

The girls don't know I'm staring
Wear a pair of real dark glasses
Maybe when I get more daring
I'll stroll up and make some passes..

The Koochie Krotcha'
The Koochie Krotcha'
Small apparel there is worn
I like a lotcha'
The Koochie Krotcha'
Lovely place where we were born..

Lovely place where we were born..