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Song Parodies -> "Gummin' 'Round The Mountain"

Original Song Title:

"Coming Around The Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Gummin' 'Round The Mountain"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
Just a little toothless granny,
But her chewin' is uncanny,
She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

She cuds better than the horses eatin' oats
Munchin' meals with all the courses, never bloats
Can't afford a false teeth chopper,
But, that ain't a' gonna' stop her,
She cuds better than the horses eatin' oats

She's an old tough bear meat eater with her gums
She's an old tough bear meat eater with her gums
She drives her whole fam'ly all nuts
She can even crack black walnuts,
Just keeps gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Harder than a stone her old jawbone's become
Even stronger than that new Titanium
She can gobble up tough turkey
Even pulverize beef jerky,
She keeps gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Never has no indigestion, needs no Tums
Puckered up around the mouth like ole dry plums
Even chaws home grown tobacc'er
Spats on rats who would attack her,
Just keeps gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Once, they held a chewin' contest where she's from
Won it, and made other chewers look real dumb
She devoured fifty hot dogs
Like a buzz saw sawin' up logs
And she never even missed one little crumb

Goes on gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
Always gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums
Now, you've heard of her adventures,
You know she don't need no dentures,
She'll be gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums

Just a' gummin' 'round the mountain with her gums


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John Barry - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, by gum.
alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
that's MY kind of folk song...many wonderful rhymes in this
Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hehehehehehe! Loved the rhymes, loved the idea, loved the whole thing! 555
littleGumCakes - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful parody, Sir, on this American ditty! Bravo! bellissimo!!!
AFW - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, alvin, Kristof, and LGC
Ann Hammond - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
he haw
AFW - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
And thanks, Ann
PMS - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This conjured up some great dental-oops I mean mental images

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