Reuben, Reuben, what a sandwich
Tempting tasty treat so grand, which
I chew up between my teeth..
Saurkraut, corned beef beneath..

Or with swiss cheese, and pastrami
Russian dressing, thousand Isle
Toasted rye bread, thank you, Mommy
Yum, yum, good...it makes me smile

Reuben, Reuben, so delicious
Every bit I bite scrumptiously
Satisfies my hunger wishes
And feels great inside of me..

If you choose use Pumpernickel
Eatin' anytime's okay
On the side, some chips and pickle
Makes the taste buds say, "Hooray!"

Reuben, Reuben, lovely luncheon
Breakfast, dinner time, I'll eat thee
Nothin' else is this good munchin'
Two is great, so I'll have three..

Two is great, so I'll have three..