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Song Parodies -> "Reuben, Reuben"

Original Song Title:

"Reuben, Reuben"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Reuben, Reuben"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Reuben, Reuben, what a sandwich
Tempting tasty treat so grand, which
I chew up between my teeth..
Saurkraut, corned beef beneath..

Or with swiss cheese, and pastrami
Russian dressing, thousand Isle
Toasted rye bread, thank you, Mommy
Yum, yum, good...it makes me smile

Reuben, Reuben, so delicious
Every bit I bite scrumptiously
Satisfies my hunger wishes
And feels great inside of me..

If you choose use Pumpernickel
Eatin' anytime's okay
On the side, some chips and pickle
Makes the taste buds say, "Hooray!"

Reuben, Reuben, lovely luncheon
Breakfast, dinner time, I'll eat thee
Nothin' else is this good munchin'
Two is great, so I'll have three..

Two is great, so I'll have three..


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Matthias - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey! This isn't about Jeff! Good song, good meat, good gravy let's eat!!!
Arwen - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Matty...I clicked on this, even though I didn't know the OS, because I thought it would be a tribute to Jeff! =) I DO love a good sandwich...don't get me wrong...but Jeff's kind of one of my favorite people...so he trumps a sandwich anytime...
Rick C - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Ate it up! 555
alvin - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
funny parody but i think the sandwich is horrid
AFW - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias..Jeff Reuben...didn't think of that...and thanks, Arwen..Rick C, and alvin...,I don't really care for the sandwich either..but, my ex like it, and I hear it's quite popular with some...
John Barry - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Food for thought. . .gives me an idea, thanks.
AFW - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John..and you're welcome

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