Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Madam who sells the Army Dears"

Original Song Title:

"Mademoiselle From Armentieres"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Madam who sells the Army Dears"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

Madam who sells the army "Dears"
Poontang Sue,
Madam who sells the army "Dears"
We love you..
Madam who sells the army "Dears"
Just twenty a night, includes free beers
Winky Kinky Poontang Sue..

Madam who sells the army "Dears"
Great boobs, too
She supplies all the army "Dears"
Sexy crew...
Take your pick of army "Dears"
Pull panties down, unsnap brassieres
Winky kinky Poontang Sue..

Madam who sells the army "Dears'
Short and tall
Take' em to bed or bang' their rears
Against the wall
Oh, Madam who's known as Poontang Sue
We re-enlisted because of You,
Winky kinky Poontang,
Winky kinky Poontang,
Winky kinky Poontang Sue...
Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 


In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
  0
  0
  
 2   0
  0
  0
  
 3   0
  0
  0
  
 4   0
  0
  0
  
 5   5
  5
  5
  

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Guy - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Hink your dinky on some 5s. This was absolutely funny and brilliant. Well done!
alvin - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
poontang sue...lol
Parody Pete - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks much Guy, alvin
John Jenkins - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent, humorous substitutions all the way through.
Parody Pete - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks John Jenkins

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1477.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1200