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Song Parodies -> "Straight To The Liver This Fine Home Brew"
Original Song Title:
"Over The River And Through The Woods"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Straight To The Liver This Fine Home Brew"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Alcohol and gravity do not mix - so mix a fine 'balance' for this holiday season.
Straight to the liver this fine home brew,
Like Old Grand Dad® and Old Crow.®
Like horse piss you say?
We like it OK.
Called white light-en-ing you know, Oh!
Colder you shiver but this is good,
For when cold wind does blow.
It curls your toes,
Dispite your nose,
Then down to the ground you go.
Fell in the river from spirit, wood,
You're grand gutter drunk and so;
You stagger and sway,
And tingle and sing!
Having a Wild Turkey® day-ah!
Vim and you're vigor from spirit good,
You pass out clean away!
Hung over your crowned,
It's way passed last down,
You missed out Thanksgiving Day.
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staggeringly funny
I can almost recall a couple of Thanksgivings similar to this. 555
Excessive alcohol is only funny when you write about it...like this...three five ounce shots
Guy, this reminds me of a joke where a guy gives his friend a drink of really bad, cheap scotch, He takes a sip, looks up at his friend who gave him the drink and says "Your horse had diabetes" I never drink at Thanksgiving, but I have passed out during a few Super Bowls...usually from boredom lol.
LOL... have 15 Jager shots for this one...
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