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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Christmas Losers II"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Christmas Losers II"
Parody Written by:
Andrew D. Lacroix
The Lyrics
2nd Christmas parody. This one has quite a theme. Number 27.
The first day in hell sure did just depart
The certain poor s***heads who work at Wal-Mart
The look when I arrived I saw real long lines
I did not want to hear people b***h and whine
In Hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
The first hour drew closer to end
But it never sank in until it was dead
"Holy crap, there's a sight I just cannot see
It wil have to wait so I can go pee."
In Hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
I realized 'bout now that this place must suck
And to work on this day you must have bad luck
I know I have had my share of bad jobs
But never one has bad as when my heart throbs
In hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
The lunch came and went, the lines came back up
I just want to go home, please shut the f*** up
I decided that I just want to quit
This stupid damn crap job that's worthless as s**t
In hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
So the day came to an end and all I could say
Was "Let me go home this place can be gay."
Never again will I work at Wal-Mart
But three years later I still have the heart
For hell, for hell, for hell, for hell
I cannot believe I fell under its spell!
The certain poor s***heads who work at Wal-Mart
The look when I arrived I saw real long lines
I did not want to hear people b***h and whine
In Hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
The first hour drew closer to end
But it never sank in until it was dead
"Holy crap, there's a sight I just cannot see
It wil have to wait so I can go pee."
In Hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
I realized 'bout now that this place must suck
And to work on this day you must have bad luck
I know I have had my share of bad jobs
But never one has bad as when my heart throbs
In hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
The lunch came and went, the lines came back up
I just want to go home, please shut the f*** up
I decided that I just want to quit
This stupid damn crap job that's worthless as s**t
In hell, in hell, in hell, in hell
I do not want to work in here this hell
So the day came to an end and all I could say
Was "Let me go home this place can be gay."
Never again will I work at Wal-Mart
But three years later I still have the heart
For hell, for hell, for hell, for hell
I cannot believe I fell under its spell!
Written 11/5/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.
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You lose a point for calling people who work at Wal-Mart s***heads. Not ALL of them are, you should realise.
I'm not the only one who made a beuautiful carol in to a silly parody, except I never said s***.
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